How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

Crying. I really hope we get good memes out of this...

Meghan Thy Stallion 🤣🤣

How old was he? Maybe it's a #metoo type of moment, and then I don't blame him for outing her.

@ArcaneWireless . Genius!

Today is a terrible day to be able to read.
perfect summary @Scirocco

Im waiting 10 o’clock news on BBC with interest, can’t imagine how they’re going to comment about all this.

Hilarious!! 🐴

I nearly wet myself reading this thread.

Harry we knew you is thick.

But u need to learn to shut ya gob boy.😂

He’s got the bit between his teeth now.

Did she beat him on the bottom with a Women's Weekly?

The Royal spanking

Starring

Meghan thy stallion

ArcaneWireless

Should there not be honourable mention of being smacked on the bottom with a Horse and Hound?

I just spat my tea out at this - hahahaha

Thought Clive Myrie's eyebrows were going to take off.

(Ride my) Pony. Ginuwhine.

A while ago there was a poster who used to post 'stories'

I wish I could remember more than that, except that I feel like they've written Hazza's book 😂

this is legit point - which is why I am thinking this is all a prank

how on earth would his royal protection offices allow him to be "exposed" (double entendre intended) in a field behind a busy pub - doesn't make sense

As pp have said.....Horse and Hound...

Well it was only a matter of time before ginger pubes delighted us with tales of his sex life; the guy who wanted his life to be private has spewed his guts up about every other detail & now we get to hear how he popped his cherry; it turns out it wasn’t with a stunningly beautiful model type girl, nope it was an older bird in a field behind a pub…. Classy H very classy; just goes to show exactly how far he has fallen from a Prince with the world at his feet to a bitter & twisted has been who will sell every aspect of his life true or false to the highest bid.
Next we will hear the gruesome & gory details of his children births; how Meg Meg got back in to shape & how they donated the afterbirths to be turned into organic super foods for women of colour.

Well, perhaps he's being economical with the truth, like claiming he never went on bike rides with his dad, then folks taking 2 minutes to find such images online.
Maybe it happened like that, maybe not.

Glad the Royals are still managing to maintain a sense of mystique so we remain in awe of them.

Ok... anyone want to guess what the next revelations will be?

Sounds as though she should be - is it too late for them to pulp all the printed copies and get her to do a rewrite?

It’s been a tough couple of years for so many and this would be a pubic service!

That Meghan used a surrogate?

Because W&K told them to.

I can hear Catherine Tate and David Tennant singing this lol