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How Harry lost his virginity

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 16:46

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

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Lentilweaver · 05/01/2023 21:55

PolkaDotMankini · 05/01/2023 21:47

There has to be a Megan Thee Stallion joke in here somewhere. Meghan, Thy Stallion?

Crying. I really hope we get good memes out of this...

ArcaneWireless · 05/01/2023 21:56

Meghan Thy Stallion 🤣🤣

NeuroWasabi · 05/01/2023 21:56

ANutAsBigAsABoulder · 05/01/2023 17:26

Totally unnecessary over sharing if true, especially as he must realise the tabloids will be desperately trying to find any woman who might fit the frame - very ungallant of him. He’s making himself a laughing stock and doing damage mostly to himself. So self-destructive.

How old was he? Maybe it's a #metoo type of moment, and then I don't blame him for outing her.

GrannyWeatherwaxsHatpin · 05/01/2023 21:57

@ArcaneWireless Grin. Genius!

pizzaHeart · 05/01/2023 21:59

Today is a terrible day to be able to read.
perfect summary @Scirocco

Im waiting 10 o’clock news on BBC with interest, can’t imagine how they’re going to comment about all this.

Snazzysausage · 05/01/2023 21:59

TolkiensFallow · 05/01/2023 21:35

The Mare and Spare!!!!! This is absolute gold!

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Hilarious!! 🐴

Cosmos123 · 05/01/2023 22:05

I nearly wet myself reading this thread.

Harry we knew you is thick.

But u need to learn to shut ya gob boy.😂

JustMerkinYourChain · 05/01/2023 22:06

Cosmos123 · 05/01/2023 22:05

I nearly wet myself reading this thread.

Harry we knew you is thick.

But u need to learn to shut ya gob boy.😂

He’s got the bit between his teeth now.

Lunde · 05/01/2023 22:06

Maireas · 05/01/2023 21:54

@ArcaneWireless - genius! 😂👍
Nods to the much missed Victoria Wood ☺️

Did she beat him on the bottom with a Women's Weekly?

Cosmos123 · 05/01/2023 22:06

The Royal spanking

Starring

Meghan thy stallion

Sweetpeasaremadeforbees · 05/01/2023 22:07

ArcaneWireless

Should there not be honourable mention of being smacked on the bottom with a Horse and Hound?

LadyBrienne · 05/01/2023 22:08

Moonlightdust · 05/01/2023 21:42

Hilarious 😂

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I just spat my tea out at this - hahahaha

Octomingo · 05/01/2023 22:10

pizzaHeart · 05/01/2023 21:59

Today is a terrible day to be able to read.
perfect summary @Scirocco

Im waiting 10 o’clock news on BBC with interest, can’t imagine how they’re going to comment about all this.

Thought Clive Myrie's eyebrows were going to take off.

ArcaneWireless · 05/01/2023 22:11

(Ride my) Pony. Ginuwhine.

LuckyLuckyWoman · 05/01/2023 22:11

A while ago there was a poster who used to post 'stories'

I wish I could remember more than that, except that I feel like they've written Hazza's book 😂

LadyBrienne · 05/01/2023 22:12

Gingerkittykat · 05/01/2023 21:38

Where were the royal protection officers when this was happening?

Were they a few feet away watching?

The newspapers are going to try and find the identity of this woman now.

this is legit point - which is why I am thinking this is all a prank

how on earth would his royal protection offices allow him to be "exposed" (double entendre intended) in a field behind a busy pub - doesn't make sense

Maireas · 05/01/2023 22:12

Lunde · 05/01/2023 22:06

Did she beat him on the bottom with a Women's Weekly?

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As pp have said.....Horse and Hound...

Missingpop · 05/01/2023 22:12

Well it was only a matter of time before ginger pubes delighted us with tales of his sex life; the guy who wanted his life to be private has spewed his guts up about every other detail & now we get to hear how he popped his cherry; it turns out it wasn’t with a stunningly beautiful model type girl, nope it was an older bird in a field behind a pub…. Classy H very classy; just goes to show exactly how far he has fallen from a Prince with the world at his feet to a bitter & twisted has been who will sell every aspect of his life true or false to the highest bid.
Next we will hear the gruesome & gory details of his children births; how Meg Meg got back in to shape & how they donated the afterbirths to be turned into organic super foods for women of colour.

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Maireas · 05/01/2023 22:15

LadyBrienne · 05/01/2023 22:12

this is legit point - which is why I am thinking this is all a prank

how on earth would his royal protection offices allow him to be "exposed" (double entendre intended) in a field behind a busy pub - doesn't make sense

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Well, perhaps he's being economical with the truth, like claiming he never went on bike rides with his dad, then folks taking 2 minutes to find such images online.
Maybe it happened like that, maybe not.

DaphneFlower · 05/01/2023 22:16

Glad the Royals are still managing to maintain a sense of mystique so we remain in awe of them.

Maireas · 05/01/2023 22:16

Ok... anyone want to guess what the next revelations will be?

Merrymouse · 05/01/2023 22:17

Horizons83 · 05/01/2023 17:00

I hadn't realised the ghostwriter was Jilly Cooper.

Sounds as though she should be - is it too late for them to pulp all the printed copies and get her to do a rewrite?

It’s been a tough couple of years for so many and this would be a pubic service!

BabyFour2023 · 05/01/2023 22:17

Maireas · 05/01/2023 22:16

Ok... anyone want to guess what the next revelations will be?

That Meghan used a surrogate?

Because W&K told them to.

thequeenoftarts · 05/01/2023 22:18

TanyaTurnersNails · 05/01/2023 21:53

Stop it, I'm choking 😂😂😂😂

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I can hear Catherine Tate and David Tennant singing this lol

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