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How Harry lost his virginity

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 16:46

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

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ghislaine · 05/01/2023 20:08

I think the penis should get its own book. It's clearly had some "interesting"experiences. Might I suggest Travels with Harold as a title?

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2023 20:09

His real name is Henry isn't it ?
.. as in ' carry on Henry '

purpledalmation · 05/01/2023 20:10

I need a vomit bucket. FFS

8misskitty8 · 05/01/2023 20:10

Wonder if the lady in question will come forward to give her views on the ‘encounter’

Livingtothefull · 05/01/2023 20:10

I am loving the 'similar threads' below:

'(AIBU) to feel sorry for Harry?
When did you lose your virginity?'

MilkyYay · 05/01/2023 20:11

Its not rocket science. He needs to make a load of money, therefore this book will just be a huge round of clickbait to get people to buy it.

All this build up and fake leaks etc. Lol.

Best way to get rid... don't buy it and let him drift into obscurity.

FirThusThraed · 05/01/2023 20:12

Liz Hurley has already had to deny it was her.

Nicewarmfeet · 05/01/2023 20:13

Livingtothefull · 05/01/2023 20:10

I am loving the 'similar threads' below:

'(AIBU) to feel sorry for Harry?
When did you lose your virginity?'

😂😂😂

MerdianB · 05/01/2023 20:14

FirThusThraed · 05/01/2023 20:12

Liz Hurley has already had to deny it was her.

But Katie Price won’t (yet) if she’s got any sense.

JustMerkinYourChain · 05/01/2023 20:14

ghislaine · 05/01/2023 20:08

I think the penis should get its own book. It's clearly had some "interesting"experiences. Might I suggest Travels with Harold as a title?

The Royal Family (Spare) Member

FirThusThraed · 05/01/2023 20:16

Insaneinthemembraneee · 05/01/2023 19:37

Dirty whinging spoilt bastard needs stripped of his British citizenship never mind his tittles.

his tittles? 😂😂😂

TinyChancer · 05/01/2023 20:16

If the rumours are true about Meghan wanting to enter politics, I can't imagine Harry's revelations about his sex life will help much. How can anyone take them seriously? And he's still blaming everyone else!
older lady takes advantage of him (did you say 'no' Harry?)
Never knew p*ki was an insult (well William and the royal cousins seemingly knew as they haven't said it)
W&K made him wear Nazi uniform (again did you say 'no' Harry?)
W hit me but I did nothing (yeah sure, army guy, you just took it)
I killed 25 terrorists (was that you or your unit??)
Camilla is a wicked stepmother (only when I need to sell my book)
My dad joked he wasn't my father (and I don't have a sense of humour)

TheGander · 05/01/2023 20:18

RLScott · 05/01/2023 20:00

He definitely wasn’t this obnoxious or self absorbed before he met her..so..

Having studied the race based society that is America (inspired to do so as my parents too part in the 1960s civil rights marches in Northern Ireland which were directly influenced by the blacks marching for freedom in the oppressive race based entity that is America) it’s clear that him talking constantly about race is the result of being with her. EVERYTHING in America is about race.

America is is one of three places that banned interracial marriage (the other two were Apartheid South Africa and Nazi Germany, both of which were inspired by America who created the legal concept of no race mixing (anti-miscegenation law). Her growing up in this toxic environment has impacted his outlook and now race constantly permeates his thinking. Race is an issue everywhere of course, but because it’s so entrenched in the fabric of America it’s deeply unhealthy adopting their outlook on it.

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Unfortunately I think it’s becoming like that here, we are just 5-10 years behind.

MummyJasmin · 05/01/2023 20:19

GrannieD · 05/01/2023 19:51

Theresa May once said she bad been naughty in a field............

Sorry peeps !!!!

Hahaha 😆

greennavy · 05/01/2023 20:19

Caaaaaaariiiiiiiiinge

ThesefoolishthingsWallace · 05/01/2023 20:20

GoldenCupidon · 05/01/2023 17:45

I'd make a special effort to go to Lesotho and ride with my sibling with our capes blowing behind us.

Maybe they were actually in Leicester wearing hoodies and someone was blowing Geoff Capes behind them instead.

I think the English version will be extremely disappointing and I reckon they're desperately trying to get the "proper" version on sale ASAP.

I cannot stop laughing.

Thank you.😂

ChaliceinWonderland · 05/01/2023 20:20

Embarrasing can you IMAGINE writing this in your autobigraphy? He has clearly lost the plot bigtime.

ArcaneWireless · 05/01/2023 20:20

Bishop Brennan spots a bare arse in his parish.

When things go up in smoke at the critical moment.

#burning bush
#mount

How Harry lost his virginity
ElsieMc · 05/01/2023 20:20

I see someone has already mentioned Jilly Cooper. It reads like an excerpt from Riders which is somewhat fitting. Why oh why Harry.

beekindx · 05/01/2023 20:21

If he has no doubt that someone had seen them then surely it would have come to light in the press before now??

HariKris · 05/01/2023 20:23

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back…

Well 'she' must have been American. It is only Americans that call an arse an 'ass'.

Looking at you Meghan and your artistic licence.

Riapia · 05/01/2023 20:24

Oh, please let it be true.
🤞🤞🤞😂😂😂

ShamedBySiri · 05/01/2023 20:25

Horizons83 · 05/01/2023 17:00

I hadn't realised the ghostwriter was Jilly Cooper.

The only comment this regrettable revelation deserves! 😂😂😂

Rupert Campbell Black would have rubbed his nose in the dog bowl.

greennavy · 05/01/2023 20:25

Prince Harry the Musical

bring it on

SirChenjins · 05/01/2023 20:26

What does “held me back” here mean anyway? Held him at arm’s length at told him never to darken any of her doors ever again perhaps? Or has its real meaning been lost in translation?

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