How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

You're right @Jean67. The whole book is tasteless though and he knew it would invite speculation on all manner of things.

Or is it . . . . 🤔?

His children are going to read about all this one day. What was he thinking to tell the world about all these things for this book?? Once it’s out there, it’s out there forever. The best thing that can come from all of this is that he realises he urgently needs some really good quality help/therapy.

Tara Palmer Tompkinson I think is meant by TPT .

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That’s exactly right. He’s lost all credibility and respect. When he walked away from royal life to do his own thing, that was fine. I wonder why PC didn’t send him off with plenty of money and a an NDA? Would that have even been possible?

Theresa May once said she bad been naughty in a field............

Sorry peeps !!!!

Remember folks: it's not enough to survive, you should also thrive, write stories about shagging behind the pub, kill multiple people and share news of your frostbitten penis!

Too soon...!?

The third book should be called
' the Royal Todger '
and other stories

Spat out my tea at this 😂

It’s actually quite unpleasant to write about little incidents like this and some of the more vague things they have hinted at, as they cause speculation about various people who had nothing to do with any of it. It’s bad enough for the person in question, but a pile of others also have to put up with people thinking it may have been them.

Harry never thinks about the effects on anyone else. He’s totally and utterly self serving.

The Mare and Spare

If this was a Shakespeare play, would it be a tragedy or comedy?

I feel I've dropped in on a hybrid version of Hamlet, King Lear, Romeo and Juliet and god knows which others.

Comedy of Errors perhaps?

It's their modus operandi now though isn't it? It's horrible, what are they thinking with this shit?

Even those who have been very team M and H up to now are quite quiet on social media today.

I guess we will have to wait and see next week if it's all actually in the book like this?

There must be someone out there, for whom he maintains respect, that can tell him what an absolute arse he is making of himself and encourage him to stop this circus. One thing he’s proved is that he should never, ever have been allowed to go on active service - he STILL doesn’t have the maturity to give it & the job the respect it deserves. He thinks he was playing action man.

I keep reading about this through parted fingers, I'm currently switching between horror and torturing dp by reading them out in a husky voice 🤣🤣🤣

He definitely wasn’t this obnoxious or self absorbed before he met her..so..

Having studied the race based society that is America (inspired to do so as my parents too part in the 1960s civil rights marches in Northern Ireland which were directly influenced by the blacks marching for freedom in the oppressive race based entity that is America) it’s clear that him talking constantly about race is the result of being with her. EVERYTHING in America is about race.

America is is one of three places that banned interracial marriage (the other two were Apartheid South Africa and Nazi Germany, both of which were inspired by America who created the legal concept of no race mixing (anti-miscegenation law). Her growing up in this toxic environment has impacted his outlook and now race constantly permeates his thinking. Race is an issue everywhere of course, but because it’s so entrenched in the fabric of America it’s deeply unhealthy adopting their outlook on it.

STOPPIT NOW!

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It's clear he doesn't give a stuff about his brother and father but his lack of regard for his own children, given all his complaints about his own father and the whining about genetic pain, is really awful to see. They'll have to grow up in the shadow of this.

Seriously, this is one the best threads I’ve read on MN in a while. You are all brilliant! I wish it could go in classics.

@JustMerkinYourChain

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It's only January 6th and prize for Best Comment 2023 goes to... 👏👏👏

So true.
I have laughed and laughed at this thread. My DH has come up to find out what's so funny.

The formost Willy with flying capes is just making me laugh over and over.

Who knew translating was so hard??

We should lobby for Harry to read the Spanist translation for charity.
I'd donate.