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How Harry lost his virginity

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 16:46

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

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Walnutwhipsarenothesame · 05/01/2023 19:37

TanyaTurnersNails · 05/01/2023 19:31

I really think it's the late TPT, she's the first person that came to mind. And whether it was or wasn't her, because of the circles they moved in, it's what a lot of people will assume.

Pretty grim for him to include this in all manner of ways.

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She was their nanny and surrogate mother. A bit incestuous if so.

ArcaneWireless · 05/01/2023 19:38

Making a mounting out of a hole fill.

DoctorManhattan · 05/01/2023 19:38

It sounds more to me like Prince Andrew may have been the ghostwriter, he has been looking for work after all

Emotionalsupportviper · 05/01/2023 19:38

NottanOtter · 05/01/2023 16:47

OK. Now I've heard enough.

More than enough. 😬

My eyeballs are soiled, reading this.

There are some things, Young Hazza, which are best kept private . . .

bakalava · 05/01/2023 19:39

Meghan's account will be way better. She has even dated an adult film star don't you know? 🙂

BornBlonde · 05/01/2023 19:39

Gandalfsdaughter · 05/01/2023 18:56

Who is TPT??

@Gandalfsdaughter Tara Palmer Tomkinsin. Apologies if I'm misspelling it!

IveShaggedSomeMingers · 05/01/2023 19:39

@Walnutwhipsarenothesamet , heir nanny was Tiggy Legge-Bourke not TPT

bakalava · 05/01/2023 19:39

I agree re TPT, forget about her

Walnutwhipsarenothesame · 05/01/2023 19:40

IveShaggedSomeMingers · 05/01/2023 19:39

@Walnutwhipsarenothesamet , heir nanny was Tiggy Legge-Bourke not TPT

Sorry I thought it was Tiggy being discussed. Not concentrating properly.

Emotionalsupportviper · 05/01/2023 19:40

ArcaneWireless · 05/01/2023 19:38

Making a mounting out of a hole fill.

😂

<snort>

That's a mouthful of tea I'll never get back 😄

PolkaDotMankini · 05/01/2023 19:40

oldwhyno · 05/01/2023 18:08

"ass"?

Surely you know any true English toff would say "arse", Harry?

I'm sure he says arse IRL but the English spelling has been lost in English-Spanish-English translation.

Jean67 · 05/01/2023 19:41

Tara Palmer Tomkinson is dead and died young. I think it's really distasteful to speculate that it was her. If it was then Harry is despicable to tell the story.

Emotionalsupportviper · 05/01/2023 19:41

Walnutwhipsarenothesame · 05/01/2023 19:40

Sorry I thought it was Tiggy being discussed. Not concentrating properly.

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Also thought Tiggy was the subject.

TonTonMacoute · 05/01/2023 19:41

BruceAndNosh · 05/01/2023 16:49

How very unlike the home life of our dear Queen

🤣

Blossomtoes · 05/01/2023 19:42

Walnutwhipsarenothesame · 05/01/2023 19:37

She was their nanny and surrogate mother. A bit incestuous if so.

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No she wasn’t. That was Tiggy Legge Burke. Tara Palmer Tompkinson is a different woman.

IveShaggedSomeMingers · 05/01/2023 19:42

TPT was the daughter of friends of Prince Charles, as he was then. TPT was an 'it girl' and had a well-known drug habit

ReneBumsWombats · 05/01/2023 19:43

ArcaneWireless · 05/01/2023 19:38

Making a mounting out of a hole fill.

The internet is trying to kill me tonight!

IveShaggedSomeMingers · 05/01/2023 19:43

Tiggy is known by her real first name and married surname now

Boooooot · 05/01/2023 19:44

I didn’t realise Tara was dead!

HaroldsHorseyLady · 05/01/2023 19:44

SirChenjins · 05/01/2023 19:34

That pub is missing a trick - it should rename itself The Ass and Horse and sell tickets to shag in the precise spot that the royal stallion did its mounting

The Nag and Spanked Arse

Furries · 05/01/2023 19:44

I’m with others thinking wtf?! It has got to be bad translation, surely?

I mentioned on another thread that I’ve seen a few people praising other work from the ghostwriter, but most of the stuff I’ve seen so far seems badly written - like excerpts from a teenager’s diary.

I can’t quite square what I’ve seen so far with the press release announcing his book. It sounded so, I don’t know, inspiring 🤣

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JennyJenny8675309 · 05/01/2023 19:45

Awful. I’d have to give up the millions if it required me to humiliate myself the way Harry has.

Emotionalsupportviper · 05/01/2023 19:45

Hebditch · 05/01/2023 19:32

Has anyone else had the ‘adopt a donkey for £3 a month’ ad pop up while reading this thread?! My DH just pointed it out. 😂😂😂

No, but I was thinking that surely the Royal Family bought proper horses for their children, not just some poor little moke off Sarfend beach

ganachee · 05/01/2023 19:46

wordler · 05/01/2023 17:15

Yes - some of these excerpts are really weird - I think a little is down to the newspapers only having the full version in Spanish!

Like this bit about how he felt he'd lost his brother after the wedding to Kate

Prince Harry reflects in his new memoir, “Spare,” on saying “goodbye” to his relationship with Prince William when the Prince of Wales married Kate Middleton in 2011.

“The brother I’d escorted into Westminster Abbey that morning was gone — forever. Who could deny it?” Harry writes, per an excerpt obtained by Page Six.
“He’d never again be first a foremost Willy. We’d never again ride together across the Lesotho countryside with capes blowing behind us. We’d never again share a horsey-smelling cottage while learning to fly. Who shall separate us? Life, that’s who.”

The Duke of Sussex, 38, adds that he found the wedding to be “yet another farewell under this horrid roof” and “another sundering.”

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Even if there is some clumsy translation there, it’s self pitying, overly dramatic nonsense. His brother was getting married, not going into the jungle unknown whether to ever return. I have more sympathy by the day for W having to deal with such a brother.

Emotionalsupportviper · 05/01/2023 19:47

I think describing himself as a "stallion" is a bit of a reach, though . . .🤔

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