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How Harry lost his virginity

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 16:46

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

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Xenia · 05/01/2023 19:29

*ass" is not really a term used in the UK by people of his background. Bottom or arse would be English but perhaps he has turned American!

NeuroWasabi · 05/01/2023 19:30

DuchessOfDisco · 05/01/2023 19:29

I wasn’t going to buy the book but now sorely tempted- except I check on Amazon and at £14 you can forget it. That almost the cost of heating my house for one day at the moment. Forget it.
I might see when it’s a 99p kindle deal of the day

I give it 2 weeks!

Rolypops · 05/01/2023 19:30

crabbyapples · 05/01/2023 19:29

Or 'Mare'😂

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HOWLING

IveShaggedSomeMingers · 05/01/2023 19:30

@cyclamenqueen , his father has several homes in horsey areas, so unless it mentions where, it doesn't reveal a small circle of people.

JustMerkinYourChain · 05/01/2023 19:31

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2023 19:23

Maybe the second book will be called ' bare '
The day my bottom was concealed by a bush behind the pub

Or Mare

NeuroWasabi · 05/01/2023 19:31

Nicewarmfeet · 05/01/2023 19:25

Maybe he thought he'd try to get every bad story about himself out in the open so the press can't get there first?? Was that the logic of it??
True or not true this thread is one of the best I've read in ages 😂

Maybe he's sick of the royal family trying to appear perfect while shielding paedophiles etc? Seems like he's done the opposite.

TanyaTurnersNails · 05/01/2023 19:31

lurchermummy · 05/01/2023 19:26

Omg was it Camilla?!

I really think it's the late TPT, she's the first person that came to mind. And whether it was or wasn't her, because of the circles they moved in, it's what a lot of people will assume.

Pretty grim for him to include this in all manner of ways.

WestwardHo1 · 05/01/2023 19:31

Oh god, I'm dying of cringe.

Make it stop!

Benjispruce4 · 05/01/2023 19:32

He is spiralling. I hope he’s getting help.

Hebditch · 05/01/2023 19:32

Has anyone else had the ‘adopt a donkey for £3 a month’ ad pop up while reading this thread?! My DH just pointed it out. 😂😂😂

JustMerkinYourChain · 05/01/2023 19:33

JustMerkinYourChain · 05/01/2023 19:31

Or Mare

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Oh sorry @crabbyapples - just saw you got there before me, I think we might have the same sense of humour!

ily0 · 05/01/2023 19:33

So humiliated he wants the entire world to know

Boooooot · 05/01/2023 19:33

I love that it’s already half price in Waterstones 🤣

Benjispruce4 · 05/01/2023 19:34

Half price on Amazon too but they often do that with hardback. Who would pay £28?

LuckyLuckyWoman · 05/01/2023 19:34

The next serialisation will be the older woman's story

SirChenjins · 05/01/2023 19:34

That pub is missing a trick - it should rename itself The Ass and Horse and sell tickets to shag in the precise spot that the royal stallion did its mounting

JustMerkinYourChain · 05/01/2023 19:35

Next press conference:

JustMerkinYourChain · 05/01/2023 19:35

Next press conference:

How Harry lost his virginity
Maireas · 05/01/2023 19:35

Boooooot · 05/01/2023 19:33

I love that it’s already half price in Waterstones 🤣

Which section? Fantasy or Comedy Gold?

LuckyLuckyWoman · 05/01/2023 19:36

Benjispruce4 · 05/01/2023 19:34

Half price on Amazon too but they often do that with hardback. Who would pay £28?

No need to pay anything as it seems it's available everywhere

ArcaneWireless · 05/01/2023 19:36

the Nag and Drag.

Benjispruce4 · 05/01/2023 19:36

I really hope the family or the grey suits that control them, make some changes. They have been exposed. Nobody believed Diana back then and the same things have still been happening.

Nicewarmfeet · 05/01/2023 19:36

Hebditch · 05/01/2023 19:32

Has anyone else had the ‘adopt a donkey for £3 a month’ ad pop up while reading this thread?! My DH just pointed it out. 😂😂😂

😂😂😂 I keep getting one with Hillary Clinton. Does she like horses?

Insaneinthemembraneee · 05/01/2023 19:37

Dirty whinging spoilt bastard needs stripped of his British citizenship never mind his tittles.

NeuroWasabi · 05/01/2023 19:37

RLScott · 05/01/2023 19:10

Bit of both. He has no grasp on reality. Think his “rude and abrasive” wife has also been an influence.

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Bloody hell. Joe public would never know what his biography contains unless they're interested in him and buy it (surely expecting to read about him) or read sensational tabloid articles about him...surely expecting to learn about him?! ⁰

He's an adult and anyone would expect him to have a sex life, surely? Do you act this way about every celeb biography which mentions their sex life? Such prudes.

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