How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

Maybe Harry’s never read a whole actual book to know what is normal to reveal and what isn’t?! 🤔 I know someone he studied with and he used to copy everyone else’s homework so it wouldn’t surprise me one bit!

Worrying considering the recent awards he’s won for racial equality work…

How can anyone have respect for someone that stoops to this level and details 'mounting' (🤢) an older woman behind the back of a pub? Someone who lies and contradicts himself time and time again, who cannot take responsibility for anything at all?

He's basically at Katie Price level now, it's mind-boggling.

50 shades of craycray

Has anyone mentioned how he's said Of Mice and Men was his favourite book because it was short, and the relationship between George and Lenny (and Lenny's low IQ) reminded him of himself and William?

50 shades of neigh and bray 🤣 👏🏼

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe there’s a deal between Meg, Harry and Katie Price.

Katie comes forward as the mystery woman and gets interviews/a book/a series On shagging royals.

Meg looks like a comparatively better choice of life partner.

Harry looks like the type of man who could pull Katie in her hay day and Megan now.

wins all round.

sort of

Weeps

Just checked our libraries and it’s available to reserve but I’m not up to paying the 75p reservation fee. It also feels slightly treasoness if that’s a word ( obviously I’m ok with reading all the threads!)

in her hay day

bravo!

How many times will he say unconscious bias in his book ? That's all he says when he's interviewed he's been well trained.

Maybe she was the girlfriend 🐎

😝

Maybe the second book will be called ' bare '
The day my bottom was concealed by a bush behind the pub

😂😂

Maybe he thought he'd try to get every bad story about himself out in the open so the press can't get there first?? Was that the logic of it??
True or not true this thread is one of the best I've read in ages 😂

@ferneytorro , treasonous

Omg was it Camilla?!

Well the woman sounds like a Camilla clone, horsey older woman spanking his ass.
Perhaps Camilla had a friend primed to do the deed!

Gross invasion of the woman’s privacy, this supposedly happened in a small community so are probably identifiable. As usual privacy for H only applies to him and not to others

Yeah...I can tell that a lot of people here have their own preconceived opinions of him... I suppose he upset the apple cart and some people have insane loyalty to the royal family for some reason

Surely this is a hoax!

Maybe H,M and Noel Edmonds will leap out from behind a bush and present the world with a gocha.

Or someone has made this up which is dreadful bullying and proves every complaint they have made.

Or poor Harry really is having some sort of public breakdown.

Or 'Mare'😂

I wasn’t going to buy the book but now sorely tempted- except I check on Amazon and at £14 you can forget it. That almost the cost of heating my house for one day at the moment. Forget it.
I might see when it’s a 99p kindle deal of the day