How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

I did say that he can give off Jamie Dornan vibes 😂

This cannot be real

Imagine the horror it the older horsey woman was camilla. Good Lord.

Perfect! 😂

Hasn’t he just?

"ass"?

Surely you know any true English toff would say "arse", Harry?

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I loved our Queen, but for the 1st time ever, I'm pleased she's passed so she hasn't got to witness this utter embarrassment.

I hope they don't get the Archbishop Of Canterbury into the news studios again to comment on the latest revelations.

This. It’s as if he chatted away to the ghost writer then didn’t bother to even glance through the galley. Utter twat.

I too thought of Jilly Cooper
Rupert Campbell Black and a Groom.

😂

Today is a terrible day to be able to read.

Prince Harry says he needs “electric-shock therapy” to get Meghan Markle’s sex scenes from “Suits” out of his head.

The Duke of Sussex admits in his “Spare” memoir that he made “the mistake of Googling and watching some of her love scenes online” when he began dating his now-wife.

“I’d witnessed her and a castmate mauling each other in some sort of office or conference room,” the 36-year-old writes.

“I didn’t need to see such things live.”

pagesix.com/2023/01/05/prince-harry-watching-meghan-markles-suits-sex-scenes-was-a-mistake/

😂

Older lady, loved horses. Was it Camilla?

I didn’t need to see such things live.
Live?

First wank? (Sorry about that)

my first thought also!

I just had my coffee ☕️ shoot up my nose at that comment !😂

Oh dear God. I feel a little bit sick reading that.

That's any last shred of his dignity gone. All for the sake of making money at any cost.

In a few years time I hope Harry has someone willing to support him when he realises quite what a monumental fool he has made of himself.

I don't think we should be mindlessly speculating on who the woman is, the poor thing has been through enough already...

It must be a spoof. Or a very bad translation.

Surely?

Though the fact no-one can tell says a lot 😁

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Absolutely right.
”Arse” all the way.