Meghan 'offended' for telling Kate she had 'baby brain'

[fartichoke]

Well, the Daily Fail have got their hands on a Spanish copy of the ''memoir'', so there is going to be shrapnel flying about from now until kingdom come.

One of these ''revelations'' is that Meghan made a joke about Kate having ''baby brain hormones'' a month after having Louis, which upset Kate, which in turn then upset Meghan.

Can you imagine the Oprah-style feeding frenzy had this been reversed - Kate telling Meghan that she had baby brain and hormones, which would have perfectly tapped into the villainous ice queen depiction that H&M are flogging right now?

Harry is soap operatising the royal family in the most sensational and tabloid dripfeed way possible (calling his brother his 'archnemesis'.

He is shockingly narcissistic, if he thinks this is not also going to also blow up on him and Meghan. The hypocrisy and whole thing is a shit show.

Or at least the balance of opinion on MN appears to fawn.

Dead weird.

So you would be happy with your private sexual conversations with your partner to be recorded and released to the worlds media?

Yes absolutely fine with that. But then I don't recall any of my partners ever being so messed up as to claim that they'd want to be my tampax while I was having a period.

Also, I don't actually want a used tampax to rule over me but I digress.

So Meghan told Kate she must have baby brain from all her hormones when Kate raised a concern about the appropriateness of clothes her 3 yr old (4th in line to the throne) daughter was being put in for a televised event about to be watched by over 10 million people? And people don’t understand why Kate and William may have a problem with that?
Harry thinks he’s showing everyone how wicked his brother is for pointing his finger at Meghan and calling her rude, not realising how much he’d be shooting his wife in the foot.
I actually feel a bit sorry for him, he’s clearly very troubled and this could all end terribly badly for him.

Especially the spanking stuff. I can't breathe. This is amazing.
Oh god 🤣🤣🤣, it’s sounds like a regency era romance novel, complete with a romp in the field spanking and mounting.

The only logical explanation for this, if it's all truly from the book, is that Harry (and M presumably) actually think this all makes them look good and as if they're right.

How deluded can you get? He's telling the story in his own words and everyone else is thinking they're entitled, snobbish, and highly unpleasant human beings.

It's going to be awful for his kids when they're old enough to read this book.

@queenofarles

and he will be reading it himself for the Audio book.

I predicted mills and boon in their future, but who would have thought that Harry would be writing them

Who does this to their kids? How awful!

Finger right in your face = very, very intimidating and unpleasant. Reflects very badly on the owner of the finger.

That's not what was said - Camilla said something like would you like to be my knickers and Charles said It would be just my luck I ended up your Tampax and got flushed down the loo, it was hardly edifying but it was a daft private conversation.

Covid Brian must be the new Typhoid Mary.......

How weird to be happy to have your private sexual conversations with your partner broadcast to the world, tampon or no tampon, but hey you do you.

@Codfishermen Charles said he wanted to be a tampax inside Camilla. Unusual "sexy" talk.

Codfishermen I listened to the reporting at the time, I know what what said and I re-iterate: I don't want a tampax to long reign over me happy and glorious - urgh, horrible. Charles is not ok and none of these fucked up people should remain in public life, adulated by the public that they manipulate through the press. Even if they paid taxes appropriately and didn't meddle in legislation I'd say the same. They are absolutely not to be looked up to quite the reverse. Let's hope that Harry's expedites the process towards a new constitution.

CHARLES: Oh stop! I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . .
CAMILLA: Oh!
CHARLES: Particularly in and out.
CAMILLA: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.
CHARLES: Is it?
CHARLES: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
CAMILLA: (laughing) What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.
CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)
CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea

I don't want a tampax to long reign over me happy and glorious

Yeah, I'd prefer a Lil-let.

It is certainly strange Harry thinks what MM did and said (if indeed she said it) is fine. Who says someone has "baby brain" ( a condition that does not even exist) particularly to a member of the royal family? It is an awful nasty thing to say.

LadyVictoriaSponge I can't recall having had private sexual conversations with my partners on anything recordable. Apologies if that fails to titillate you. But if I had, I can't imagine for a moment that I'd have done anything but hung up the phone smartish on any weirdo, titled or otherwise, who told me he'd like to be wedged up my fanny as a tampax. He'd be given a red card pdq. You may be less uptight than me of course, and want that kind of guy to rule over you. Each to their own.

I haven't read about this spanking stuff 😂 I mean the mind boggles. Agree it's somewhat interesting but it bothers me when people seemed to have pre-conceived, over the top notions of ill will towards H and M. I don't know I just get a sinister feeling about the whole thing. Sick of ppl arguing abt it all the time, it's so weird really.

I agree she has probably tried to act as a peacemaker - obviously I don’t know the woman but she seems like a nice person and the only one in that entire family raised by normal, loving parents - but there is being a peacemaker and being a walkover. Sending flowers is enabling MM’s behaviour and feeding her victimhood.

Anyway I agree with a PP that the ghost writer is subtly taking the piss out of H&M. No serious writer would have included an anecdote about a trained soldier who has ‘killed 25 people’ on the frontline being pushed into a dog bowl and injured. The whole thing is beyond parody.

I agree with you about W & H both most likely not wanting C to marry C. I probably would have felt the same in their situation. But it's water under the bridge now and Camilla is now not only a member of their 'actual family', she appears to be a respected member of the RF as an institution. If H wants to say how much he hated the idea of C & C marrying, that's fine. But before he drags another person (W) into the narrative, he should check with them. W is in the position of having to have a cordial relationship with the Queen Consort, H has flown the coop and can say what he likes without ever having to face her again if he doesn't want to.

I'm old enough to have lived through the whole debacle from Charles' and Diana's engagement to her horrible death in Paris to the eventual marriage of C & C. I was Team Di 100% and still feel that she was ill-used from day 1 by the Institution and completely unprepared for what was to come. But it also became evident that C & C had always been in love and should have been allowed to marry in the first place, so in a way they were 'wronged' by the Institution, too. The whole thing was just a terrible terrible mess.

Oh Meghan really needs to start calling him haiche the stallion 😆😆,

I read your post and before I even looked at your user name I knew it would be you.