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The royal family

Harry and Meghan (and the Electric Car Market)

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TheMustressMhor · 19/01/2020 23:30

…… with an occasional look at wild garlic.

Thanks to MrsHuggett for the thread title.

This is Thread Ten, unbelievably.

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hambledon · 19/01/2020 23:45

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Both Meghan and Kate were taken to task a couple of times for shoes, nail polish etc.

Is this true? I really can't imagine HM bothering with things like that. I can't imagine her caring or thinking it worth the effort to mention it. Super posh people like the Queen don't need to behave like deputy headmistresses surely? I thought these sorts of rules were for Hyacinth Bucket types those hyper concerned about fitting in because they are on the edge.

NumbersStation · 19/01/2020 23:45

LOVE GURRAY!!

CleansUpDragonPoo · 19/01/2020 23:46

"I really think it was a big fucking ask to expect her to serve the UK. She's not British. In fairness to her, she did try, but it must go against every fibre in your being to serve an alien country and monarchy. I couldn't fucking do it!!!"

She hardly tried, @MaisWeee , and no one forced her to marry a foreign prince!

CatherineOfAragonsPrayerBook · 19/01/2020 23:46

Harry is completely terrified of being abandoned by Meghan and Archie. He is very vulnerable.

Yes. It's interesting that they've she decided to go only once she had the baby. He is literally left with little option.

MrsBrentford · 19/01/2020 23:47

HM hates wedged heels apparently, and Kate wears them all the time 🤷‍♀️

kinsss · 19/01/2020 23:47

I will give it a month or so and all will breathe again. The Megs and and Harrys will be forgotten soon enough by most people. Let them at it and do their own thing.

I wish them well just the same. That might not go down too well though !

TheMustressMhor · 19/01/2020 23:48

@NumbersStation

Gary is my HERO.

(Approaches RAF man and says "Gurray McLintock - Armayyy")

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PattiPrice · 19/01/2020 23:48

Sky News (that reputable tv channel :)) claims Harry and William are making up but Harry and Charles relationship has broken down.

WendyMoiraAngelaDarling · 19/01/2020 23:48

They should be facing this together. This is why the marriage will not survive in the long run. If this is how she treats him when they're in the middle of the storm what's she going to be like after a few months or years once she's nicely settled in to her new career and life in her home country but he is still struggling to adjust and needing support?

MaisWeee · 19/01/2020 23:48

I think if they separated and she tried to keep Archie from Britain and Harry, I could actually see people in Britain marching the streets!!

MrsBrentford · 19/01/2020 23:50

TBF and in her defence he might have wanted her and Archie our of the eye of the storm and in Canada?

SerenDippitty · 19/01/2020 23:50

He’s going to cut a rather sad and pathetic figure now.

TheMustressMhor · 19/01/2020 23:50

The Queen was allegedly not very keen on white shoes, either. The Queen Mother always wore them and the Queen was supposed to be sniffy about this.

(probably not true but still)

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yolofish · 19/01/2020 23:50

totally agree wendy this is the biggest shit storm ever, but she's flown her pilates guru in while Harry has to cope with it all?

TwentyViginti · 19/01/2020 23:50

Both with tails that end in plugs (for charging)?

Emerald butt plugs, surely? That's class, that is.

Yes I believe pale varnish is required for senior working royals. Something like Ballet Shoes which I think Kate wears too. Forget make.

TheMustressMhor · 19/01/2020 23:52

So what is the betting on the next pregnancy?

Or do you think there won't be another pregnancy?

I think she will have another one, quite soon.

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MrsHuggettandMichaelCaine4Ever · 19/01/2020 23:54
Oaky321 · 19/01/2020 23:55

She doesn’t need another baby now, @TheMustressMhor

MaisWeee · 19/01/2020 23:55

It's really difficult to uproot one from one country to another. I tried it in my youth. He couldn't leave and move to my country because well - he was heir to the family firm.. I couldn't live there any longer. It's very very difficult and you need a fluidity about both of you for it to work.

Yes, both of them were in the financial position to enable them to do it. But I left my country and would have given up my whole being if I had eventually married this guy. I had no friends there, the culture was alien, it was never going to work out. I moved back home and he offered to move with me, but I knew it would have broken his father's heart in particular, so eventually, I said No, and we split up.

Harry has given up his life and his country and everything he loves for her. I hope he doesn't end up on the first plane back home.

yolofish · 19/01/2020 23:56

I think she is either pregnant already, or pretending to be. One baby - enough of a hook? Two - even better, especially if the next is a girl (the girl Diana always wanted etc etc). I dont think H is a bad man, and I think he'd be devastated to be separated from his child(ren), so why not make sure that 'one' is playing all the cards?

NumbersStation · 19/01/2020 23:56

Me too mustress 💓

I was a crab though. Would have loved to have been urrrrrmay if it was full of gurrrraaaaays. Grin

I’ve a hooroa soft spot for sarge. And can do the lady gaga telephone a la gurraaaay and chums. Dance and everything.

I love the missing tank episode!

And ...

Ayaaaaaam the hide and seek chumpyon!

TheMustressMhor · 19/01/2020 23:58

I have a feeling that she knows perfectly well that her popularity has seriously waned with all these shenanigans, and that a pregnancy will improve this state of affairs.

And she surely loves the spotlight.

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MaisWeee · 19/01/2020 23:59

It will be a massive blow to him to not be able to work with the charities he followed in his mother's footsteps and also his love for anything military. It's all quite sad really. She really has done a number on the poor cunt.

MrsHuggettandMichaelCaine4Ever · 19/01/2020 23:59

sorry crossposted with OP.

Yes I agree 2nd baby is en route but to be born in USA..

yolofish · 19/01/2020 23:59

Night all. Please thrive, not just survive, the night!