To find the royal family fascinating part 3

[BishopBrennansArse]

Don’t use it yet just putting it here ready for when part 2 runs out....

[ByeClaire]

Thanks lyrra

As for C&C, it is about time that we had the modern day equivalent of the Prince Albert.

What would the Bonny Prince Charlie be do we think? A jewelled butt plug?

[lyralalala]

The National Museum in Edinburgh has a wig belonging to Bonnie Prince Charlie that was made from pubic hair.

Random I know.

[ByeClaire]

And it’s a proper head wig? Not a merkin?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

That Tracy Beaker is so naughty!

[lyralalala]

Oh now, it might be a merkin.

I'm sure it's a wig, but they had merkins too...

I'm going back soon, I'll double check!

[RubberTreePlant]

If I dream of merkins, and kinky sex at first aid classes, I'll hold a grudge against both of you.

[ByeClaire]

I misused Bonnie Prince Charlie to mean the current Prince Charles although I know the name didn’t originate for him. So it’s current Prince Charles who I’m suggesting the bejewelled butt plug for.

Google tells me that the real Bonnie Prince Charlie did have a (head) wig made from his favourite mistresses’ pubic hair. So funny!

[ByeClaire]

RubberTree

[MyBlueMoonbeam]

Hello again - I seem to have missed the "sex chair" post- please can someone explain? 🙈

[RubberTreePlant]

It was on the previous thread @MyBlueMoonbeam - with pictures, so brace yourself

[MyBlueMoonbeam]

@RubberTreePlant

Oh Lord - dare I look? 🤯

[MyBlueMoonbeam]

I looked 🙈🙉🙊

[CheshireChat]

All I can think of is imagine being the person hired to reupholster the chair knowing that the weird looking stains are exactly what you imagine

[MyBlueMoonbeam]

@CheshireChat

OMG 🤮

It's the handle bits that freaked me out the most for some reason 😖

[AppleKatie]

Right so this thread took a weird turn after I went to sleep last night... 😯

[RubberTreePlant]

It might be better if you don't go to bed for a few days @AppleKatie

[MyBlueMoonbeam]

😂

[Myimaginarycathasfleas]

I've got an IKEA kitchen table I need to get rid of. Do you think if I put it on EBay as a sex table it'd get more interest?

[TheVandalsTookTheHandles]

I read lady Colin Campbell's book about the queen mother ages ago. I'm sure it said that she got pregnant by artificial insemination. Of course must be true if lady Colin campbell says so 🤔

[RubberTreePlant]

I remember hearing that more than twenty years ago @TheVandalsTookTheHandles

[AppleKatie]

😮 surely not. I mean... what?

[Cookit]

Yes I’m sure I’ve read that on Mumsnet before about the QM.

[RubberTreePlant]

Well, presumably no question of donor sperm, even if it's true @AppleKatie ? The resemblances are very clear.

[AppleKatie]

Forgive my ignorance but if no donor sperm would their be a biological advantage to artificial insemination?

[RubberTreePlant]

When it's done now days it's called IUI.

I think the idea is to get more of the key substance closer to its destination, IYSWIM? But I'm no expert.