The adventures of Newerboy

[Lanaorana2]

I've got a Siamese cat. He was abandoned by his owner and is living in state - three nests made by neighbours - in our garden. He is absolutely beautiful, aged 11, and a white/cream colour, brown eyes I think. So far we have blinked at each other, me flat on face behind bush in garden.

The lady who feeds him is going away for 6 weeks. She is in a royal state of anxiety so I stepped in. Have been trained to do the feeding, leg massage, etc.

His history is shameful. He has been coming to us for food for ages, finally taken to Battersea, where his so-called owner collected him in 90 minutes. Then left him to starve. So you see I can't not.

Any words of wisdom? I need them.

Oh ... I thought you were saying you had claimed her. I hope she is treated OK at home - she seems very hungry.

She is. There is no cat flap so she's shut outside a lot of the time

......very hungry?

She eats in gulps. Like an entire 1/4 pouch of natures menu in her mouth in one go

Well I'd be calling on her (former?) owners - if only to check the date when they had her neutered.

She is hungry. She loves you too. Olli liks her.

Just had people to lunch.Mr C really friendly then remembered his best guest behaviour and told them he hadn't been fed for a week. Halfway though our pre-roast chicken chat, a chicken wing flew into the hall. Luckily Greek Salad 'was everyone's favourite'. After lunch we had to sit round him because he wouldn't move from duvet - still doing grunty purrs now.

NewWaif is a good timeshare kitty.

I know that Ollie is very secure in his attachment to you so he's probably prepared to be magnanimous and share a house with another mog. You'll always be his hooman. I've found that boy/girl sharing seems to work well.

Then again, she might be minding her manners just until she's got her knees under the table!

P.S. well done on the new job

Mr C is available for timeshare. He's claiming he didn't eat a chicken earlier. How is PBoy this fine evening? It's freeee-eeee-zing in London.

Will MrC start his injections soon?.

I'd eat the rest of the chicken. Our cats got a taste for butter due to Dh leaving a rim of waitroses salted on the butter dish. Took Dh and I a week to figure out how he knew what butter tastes like.

PBoy doesn't know what 'freezing' means, I fear.

I'm hoovering every scrap down my neck right now. Soon for the injections but I want to leave it a bit as he was so freaked out after the last visit.

You'll find raspy tongue marks in the butter and cheese from now on. Watch the mayo.

PBoy is a Very Lucky Young Man. :)

I wish he realised it.

Oh he does, he does... but you'll be the last to know, doesn't Do to give The Staff Ideas.

Club Tropicana is positively sweltering.

Just over 22 degrees in there.

I've just been to a house with work to find a cat toasting herself in front of the fire, paws up
Naturally she sat in my lap purring while the owner went "she never does that to anyone"

You are The Cat Whisperer O. Is there anywhere safe for you to attend?

Bet they both loved you. :)

22 degrees? Mr C's just asked for throw to be put on again. London is 2, which is arctic for those of us of a shamefully Southerly persuasion ie him. Does PBoy play when it's hot or rest?

No sign of NB, I'll try again in a bit. The builders could wake the dead however, I think he's taking a break from the noise.

It's apparently -5 outside. CT had the heating on though plus such sunshine as we had today beating through the window.

Ollie has taken to his bed in a strop. I had the audacity to flea treat him

Princess is sleepy ❤️

The wee beauty.

Ollie took the "if you get cold, come and find hooman" and woke me at 4am to say his paws were a bit chilly

We haven't had a photo for a while .

His hooman