The adventures of Newerboy

[Lanaorana2]

I've got a Siamese cat. He was abandoned by his owner and is living in state - three nests made by neighbours - in our garden. He is absolutely beautiful, aged 11, and a white/cream colour, brown eyes I think. So far we have blinked at each other, me flat on face behind bush in garden.

The lady who feeds him is going away for 6 weeks. She is in a royal state of anxiety so I stepped in. Have been trained to do the feeding, leg massage, etc.

His history is shameful. He has been coming to us for food for ages, finally taken to Battersea, where his so-called owner collected him in 90 minutes. Then left him to starve. So you see I can't not.

Any words of wisdom? I need them.

A Fine Resolution for 2018.

Although actually it could be Threecats or Fourcats etc. (I wouldn't wish her to feel 'restricted' in any way!)

you're all a bad influence. Balls was lay on the bed kneading me. That sounds very wrong

Ahh, he looks just like my dcat, Ollivander. But much thinner . Clearly he could do with a good meal and a warm bed, hint hint.

.... That sounds very wrong....

That's OK, Ollivander. We don't judge.

Does seem quite lean and also itchy. He has a home though. It was raining hard and they don't have a cat flap I know of so maybe that's why he popped in. My cheese omelette was delicious apparently

Ollie mostly sat there going "cat. Cat. Cat in the house hooman. Oh FFS. Going to bed now"

He's not that bothered then.

I'm not judging either sweetheart, he loves you.

Darling Balls, bless his little furry, er, cotton socks.

Massively cracking HNY 18 to everyone. Mr C and I are hoofing off for an early night & to watch the South Bank fireworks from beneath the duvet.

Loads and loads and loads of love and thanks to you all, and may 2018 be a feline fest as the world has never seen before.

PBoy has been curled up asleep on the bed. (I'm not even in drink, either! )

Happy New Year.

Pb sleeps on the bed now then?. All night or for a few hours?.

Shedding tear for darling PBoy having lovely Cozie kip as a taste of things to come in the New Year :)

I am stone cold sober, by accident, and very happy.

He left it when I did. I submit that actually 'curled up' implies relaxation, though.

Fireworks are crazy here
O is snoring away

Bangs and Thuds here also. PB doesn't seem to mind either.

London skyline melted, fizzed - silver and gold frothing over into the starry sky for hours. Outrageously beautiful. We had 7 sets of fireworks till 2am, Mr C wincing. Then at 230am - pushing it - a massive one exploded over our heads, poor little sod.

He's fine this morning. We said HNY to each other when we went for a wee at 4am. Now in Amazon Box. Well, he is, I am being sent to Tesco for chews.

Tesco are open?

Sainsbury's was. Bought a month's worth to last till the end of the week.

The small Tesco is open here too.

Blimey.

three cats surely, there's still poor Paws AKA The Little Match Cat to be sheltered and loved....

Ah Yes. I'd almost forgotten about Little Match Cat.

Paws was inside being sensible and sheltering from the rain
Bizarrely Balls didn't appear to have balls. Either I'm going bonkers, he's had the snip or there's twin cats. Who knows around here

Ollie mostly opens an eye, goes "oh. Another cat" and shuts eye again

It's amazing how big a fuzzy scrotum appears without any ummmm "filling"
You would assume mine had huge nuts, if you were strange enough to burrow through the floof, but there's nothing there!

When you say "inside" olivander , do you mean you know for sure she was in a warm, loving home? Or are you assuming she's crouching in an unheated greenhouse, or a coal bunker, Wendy house?
You know, something COLD and UNWELCOMING?

Oh looking very forlorn from the window of a toasty, heated, carpeted, 3 storey townhouse