The adventures of Newerboy

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I've got a Siamese cat. He was abandoned by his owner and is living in state - three nests made by neighbours - in our garden. He is absolutely beautiful, aged 11, and a white/cream colour, brown eyes I think. So far we have blinked at each other, me flat on face behind bush in garden.

The lady who feeds him is going away for 6 weeks. She is in a royal state of anxiety so I stepped in. Have been trained to do the feeding, leg massage, etc.

His history is shameful. He has been coming to us for food for ages, finally taken to Battersea, where his so-called owner collected him in 90 minutes. Then left him to starve. So you see I can't not.

Any words of wisdom? I need them.

Yes I think so too. I shall sit with him,. he likes that.

Would he maybe like something warm, or lick e lix?

Frozen chicken livers lightly cooked in the oven usually goes down well. Not with asbo who is convinced they are poison but 3 Persians loved them.

Is his mouth sore?.

Runny egg yolk?

Has he had his cider?

Miele for vacuums, marks electrical do them cheap regularly

Vacuum cleaner porn that kind of talk is to me, Fluffy! (I studiously avoid such threads on Housekeeping.)

We have a robo vacuum too. Asbo is terrified of him.

Noooooooo, not Lik-e-liks, it's only been a few weeks since they were introduced here and already buying them by the case. It'll be full pallet loads by Easter

Ah. Have the full range of flavours been sampled?

Yes, they're all mana from heaven, but the chicken seems to have a slight edge, judging by the ecstatic scraping at the floor afterwards.
I've looked everywhere for the festive turkey and cranberry ones, but no joy.

I'll go Miele but I crave a robo. I'm with you C I get ridiculously excited about suction That and bright whites. .

The dead vac is still in situ, I forked out for a guarantee at JL so it's going back. I hope their 'no quibble' guarantee includes 'plenty cat fur'.

I am home. Ollie has insisted on sharing my pudding (the dregs of some cream was left in the bowl)
I caved. It's nearly Christmas

How did your interview go Ollivander?

I'm saying "ok" so I don't curse myself! Waiting to hear but will be after Christmas

Think she got the job

I even gave Newboy some chicken LEL given that it's nearly Xmas. He did not seem especially grateful for the gesture.

Good luck Ollivander!

Mine would have been squishy side up and purring like a train cosie.
Then endlessly exiting and re-entering the room in a vain attempt to pretend he'd just come home and it was time for a chicken sludge.
Because he hadn't had one yet.
Oh no, none today. Lik-e-liks please...

Ollie wouldn't even sniff it I feel left out

Newboy left half of it - until I put the bowl upstairs in his room. He's having a week of Scaredy Cat - I think the Added Squeak unnerved him.

He's now received his official family name - PsychoBoy.

After a night of misery re starving cat - ate 0, drank 0 yest - woke to a packet of dreamies sprayed over kitchen floor!!!!!

Damaged cupboard door!!!!!!

My tiny frail kitten has come back to us, best Xmas present ever. Am drenched in relief, ashamed to admit it but was pleading with him not to snuff it yesterday.

He is weak but ok, ate 3 soups, 2 chews, some more dreamies and AGAIL for brekker.

Brilliant name for N. Good luck re job O, sounds promising.

So pleased.

Good news, must have been feeling peaky for some reason, but clearly his appetite is now back with a vengeance!

I think Fluffy said that ASBO is given to occasional spells of 'something or other' with no apparent cause?