Anyone snuck three dogs into center parcs

[FlipFlopZebra]

Has anyone snuck an extra dog into center parcs? Really want to book one lodge for myself, husband, daughter and parents but we have three dogs between us.

Two of the dogs are same breed so could pass as one, but I’m working out how to you get past the entrance? Do they record number of dogs in each car?

I would hide the smallest one but she’s noisy 😆 so it would be our largest one who would need hiding as she’d keep quiet.

It’s two labradors and Jack Russell. Just seems expensive to pay for a whole extra lodge just to accommodate a dog!

They ask to see all the dogs at check in.

Sadly not. You unfortunately get a “zero stars” for being like one of my own rescue dogs, who has raided the bin, been told off and is pretending to be sorry. I can see through both of you!!!
They have an excuse though, being starved/abused/mistreated before they landed with me. What’s your excuse? Just being tight?

That’s awful.

Cuz I love being a selfish it’s my personality…

yep as someone up thread said I’m a self proclaimed tight arse!

Why is it the Cat was significantly less trouble than some people’s horrible children
And horrible grandparents

Yep! Sorted!!

Tell the truth op, you don’t own a dog do you? Many dog owners are massive arseholes, but not as bad as you. I call bullshit.
And if not? Dog rescue exists because of people like you. Your poor dog.

Fair enough. We’ve been dozens of times and never had this.

Ah yes you’ve found me out I own seven anteaters… do you think I can sneak those in?

One of my dogs is a rescue 😆 😆

Once you get to these places, no one seems to mind that you have dogs. You'd think you'd be a pariah the way MN reacts whenever anyone posts about taking dogs away with them, but I've found the opposite is true.

We once took a mum and a litter of puppies to Park Dean. We felt like celebrities. Every time we went to the pub, we had a line of people waiting at our table with camera phones at the ready and a regular stream of visitors knocking on the lodge door.

One little girl still makes me laugh when I think about her. Her mum brought her over and asked if she was allowed to meet the puppies. I gave her one of the more confident ones to hold, and she hugged it, grinned, and then said, "Aw, it's so cute. What is it? A baby rat?"

It was a baby chihuahua, so in fairness to that little girl, she wasn't far wrong

Pls go for it @FlipFlopZebra, and don't forget to add a running commentary here. Infiltrate centre parcs with your 3rd dog! Fuck it, borrow a 4th and take that too.

They don’t open the boot. 🙄

😆 If im lucky I might make national news “selfish dishonest dickhead sneaks third dog into center parcs”

a lot of posters on mumsnet seem to get very upset at any sort of ‘rule-breaking’ and you’ll get lots of ott bossy posts telling you off.

😂🤣😂

I LOVE this response @FlipFlopZebra!!

The complete tizzy people have worked themselves into over a hypothetical situation (or not 😉). I’ve given the perfect solution just now)

Why?

Totally agree, always see so much hate on here. but never had someone come up to me in public either my local town or holiday to tell me how awful I am. In fact having dogs normally starts a conversation with others while I’m out and they normally want a stroke and cuddle.

Don’t give me ideas with a litter of puppies 😆

You have a nerve. It’s people like you who ruin it for everyone.

I might just keep quoting this so no one misses it😂

Labradors are the best dogs in the universe! How could anyone have an issue with two labs instead of one. Anyway they will be too distracted on the gate checking for their Zebra policy so I would not worry.

Did you tell the rescue, at HC, that you didn’t want to pay for him to go on holidays and planned to try and “sneak him in”. I’d wager not. You wouldn’t have passed the HC. Not to worry, lots of people lie. If you are happy to be one of them, so be it.

🤣🤣 I love this

No l will ring the rescue up in the morning and let them know