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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

877 replies

Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

OP posts:
Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:15

Anyone here??

I don’t like the budget cut masterclass that was not

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:25

I think everyone will drift over shortly!

OP posts:
Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:26

Think this challenge has done for Georgia

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 17/03/2026 21:26

Jumping on early to get my username right. Thanks for the new thread. I wonder if this round counts or anything.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:27

Im here! Caroline's bolloxed it.
Luke is looking good

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:27

Hello hello !

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:28

Did I miss Caroline??

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:28

Oh no here she comes

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:28

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:28

Did I miss Caroline??

No, Fuckery’s got her and Georgia mixed up 😂

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:28

Than you @Halsall

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:29

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:25

I think everyone will drift over shortly!

Thank you.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:29

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:28

No, Fuckery’s got her and Georgia mixed up 😂

Ah ok

Caroline so organised in early rounds

she’s been possessed with someone from The Others

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:30

I was thinking, with all the undercooked chicken and lamb- do they not use temperature probes? You know like you are taught at school.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:30

Why aren’t they announcing their dishes ???

hate this round - seems a waste - budget cut

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:31

Just imagine the barbecue is a street brazier that a roast chestnut vendor does his chestnuts on, Caroline.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:31

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:28

No, Fuckery’s got her and Georgia mixed up 😂

Its catching from Potts.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:31

Massive pork chops - can’t believe he didn’t marinate them

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 17/03/2026 21:32

I think they are getting a bit sick of Caroline being late. So am I. I feel they should just stop her and make her serve due to the number of times she has done it.

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:32

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:31

Its catching from Potts.

😂

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:32

Pork chop veggies

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:33

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:32

😂

Sel broccoli 🥦 and coconut sauce

I’m shocked - thought he would be all inventive

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:33

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:29

Ah ok

Caroline so organised in early rounds

she’s been possessed with someone from The Others

Maybe she is a delicate heiress whose dastardly wicked squire husband has been dosing her potage with laudanum?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:33

I hope this doesn't count, dont think it plays to everyone's strength.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:34

rubbish round and that guy was so bloody serious

they just called him Jon - he’s not notable 😂

Fransgran · 17/03/2026 21:34

Caroline looks so dainty and fragile, other-worldy. Like she'd smell of parma violet cachous

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