Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

Mark's lost the run of himself with that pudding

Still pissed that you could do so badly in the Thai round and it doesn’t count

I might do a Caroline and go berserker

Sel is going way off

I want the new rules to be you have to be able to do pastry to be on the show - as well as no facial hair tats and jewellery on ears that makes holes

oh here we go G

Sick of them needing to come up with a story instead of just saying it’s a dish I love or created because apples are in season.

Drink!

ME ON A PLATE

KERCHING!!!

Oh FFS Georgia. She had to say it…

Oh there we go. It's Georgia me on a plate time

Drink !

Me on a plate - urgh

Tinkly laugh AND me on a plate.
Dh has told her to fuck off 4 times.

Yay me on a plate 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

Tarte au citron! You can buy that in Aldi!

With meringue as well - deconstructed lemon meringue pie?

She's making a classic curry house dessert - frozen lemon filled with rock-hard stuff purporting to be icecream

😂😂😂

your trying to get G out aren’t you 😂

agree

lemon tart isn’t inventive

And those lemon sorbets in the lemon skins were our favourite retro dessert in our dear old local curry house!

ETA - crossed with @lettingthedaysgoby

Everyone except bloody Georgia is falling apart.

Bloody show off Gareth

My.mate broke a window once when one shot across the restaurant.

I know - she’s got the scarf and wishes she was on holiday 😂😂

Nooooo! Is what's happening to Caroline the origin story for how Bertha Mason ended up in that attic?

😂😂😂😂

i want the laugh emoji back!

They want to keep Gareth, others they would not have got past the texture

Luke has little button eyes like a teddy bear