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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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RomainingCalm · 17/03/2026 22:51

Thanks for the new thread and sorry I've missed you all this week.

Probably the right decision tonight - he did pretty badly in both rounds.

PotterHead1985 · 17/03/2026 23:13

My thoughts are as such:

I dont know the chef chap. But i love thai.

Awful lot of faff about the guest chef.

Irish chaps thai is interesting.
Chicken looks good. Disappointed about the heatless tgc.

Gareths ox heart not so.
Why is one on an actual skewer?!
Farrow looks like maggots that have been doused in soy sauce
Welp they seemed to like it. Ill pass.

Georgia is confused as per. Chicken liver sesame toast?!?!?!
Why is that satay sauce white?!
Oh god brioche for her liver toast?!!
Undercooked chicken!!

Never cooked john dory before...this will go well!!!
Very plain plate before the curry sauce goes on.
They liked it so.....

I love you caroline but christ girl, go easy
Ok this girl is a mess. She is giving me guisseppe vibes!!
Too much as per, but they like the taste thank feck.

Sel should be at an advantage surely? Plain pork chop?? Whhhy. Im with mon, his seems like a strange mishmash.
Yea thats a bit confused.

What was even the point of that round?!

Oh crikey, puds.

Sticky toffee pud. Gah. I dont like gareth so why did he have to pick my fave pud?
Claggy pud.

Id hope you've practiced luke. Ooh look at him mr big head name dropping there.
Very heavy in pistachio there.

Caroline's going nuts again. It sounds tasty mind. Oh that's a melty mare.

What is this making other pud types into ice cream. First cheesecake, now puff pastry.
Agree its very messy.

Ick i dont like matcha. A wild WHAT ice cream? Oh truffle.
That poxy leaf tuille is back again.

Ooh lemon tart. I like. Gah. Me on a plate. Shut up Georgia. Aloe? No ta.
That does sound tasty.

Urgh. Georgia through. And Gareth.
Oh thank god (sorry Sel), now get it together Caroline please.

ilovesooty · 18/03/2026 00:39

Thanks - just catching up now.

ilovesooty · 18/03/2026 00:58

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 17/03/2026 21:57

So sad for Sel.

Me too. I was so hoping Georgia would be off. I liked Sel.

Villanousvillans · 18/03/2026 00:59

If that first round had counted, Georgia would be out and quite rightly. What is she still doing there? She’s had so many bad rounds.

CurlewKate · 18/03/2026 07:15

We’ve now had breakfast, lunch and dinner in Mark’s place in Margate. Such good food. And brilliant understated service. Would recomend!

Halsall · 18/03/2026 08:15

That poxy leaf tuille is back again

Yes, surely Other Tuille Moulds Are Available?

Sorry to whang on about Georgia but I’m beyond baffled at seeing her continually messing up a big challenge (see: undercooked chicken satay and liver prawn toasts 🤮) then redeeming herself with a very run-of-the-mill ‘assiette’ of extremely standard dishes. That plate of desserts she did last week that they all raved about was something you’d see on a million menus, and her crème brûlée looked mighty un-set to me but they didn’t mention that. And she goes and does the exact same thing last night with a plate of assorted desserts. Yes, perfectly competent but I thought they were supposed to be really showing their potential and individuality by this stage?

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PotterHead1985 · 18/03/2026 09:53

Agreed. They can't keep letting her sail through on a few good desserts. If she cant cook mains send her home

Uglydumpling · 18/03/2026 15:23

PotterHead1985 · 18/03/2026 09:53

Agreed. They can't keep letting her sail through on a few good desserts. If she cant cook mains send her home

She does do good mains but all Mediterranean I feel

Uglydumpling · 18/03/2026 15:24

I’m worried for Caroline…she’s got to stop doing a million things

ShamedBySiri · 18/03/2026 18:32

Thanks for the thread - I nodded off last night and missed most of the action. Thank goodness for iPlayer. Will catch up later.

ShamedBySiri · 18/03/2026 21:51

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:40

Caroline must be the daughter of an Edwardian Missionary to Brazil - she’s deffo not got the Latin looks.

😂😂😂

bungobungobungo · 19/03/2026 18:41

Just remembered it’s 8.00 pm tonight- thought it was tomorrow!

Halsall · 19/03/2026 18:55

bungobungobungo · 19/03/2026 18:41

Just remembered it’s 8.00 pm tonight- thought it was tomorrow!

Yep, tonight at 8! Get dinner out of the way earlyish…..

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LaMarschallin · 19/03/2026 19:04

Found you all!
I've been away this week so am starting to catch up with Monday's episode.
Very intrigued by the title of this thread, especially since I note Monday's theme was use everything...😧

PotterHead1985 · 19/03/2026 19:27

Halsall · 19/03/2026 18:55

Yep, tonight at 8! Get dinner out of the way earlyish…..

I'll be on catch up tonight so, so you'll get another play by play of my opinions!!!

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 19:34

PotterHead1985 · 19/03/2026 19:27

I'll be on catch up tonight so, so you'll get another play by play of my opinions!!!

Oh I liked that 👍

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 19:35

That bloody Jon is on beeb two now competing - I though dishes looked familiar

Halsall · 19/03/2026 19:52

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 19:35

That bloody Jon is on beeb two now competing - I though dishes looked familiar

I don’t watch GBM but DH called me in saying 'that wanker who was on MC is on the telly…..' 😂

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Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 19:54

Halsall · 19/03/2026 19:52

I don’t watch GBM but DH called me in saying 'that wanker who was on MC is on the telly…..' 😂

Yes doing some silly dishes

I don’t know the set up on GBM but how dare he think he can do a master class for MC!

Uglydumpling · 19/03/2026 19:57

Oh good he lost

ilovesooty · 19/03/2026 19:59

Evening all. Fuck off Georgia.

bungobungobungo · 19/03/2026 20:00

Evening all!

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 20:00

PotterHead1985 · 19/03/2026 19:27

I'll be on catch up tonight so, so you'll get another play by play of my opinions!!!

I like those too - potted potterings from Potter!

Halsall · 19/03/2026 20:00

Here we go……

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