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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:48

All our favourites...

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:48

Oh no Caroline!

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:48

Fuck off, Marcus!

I am actually preferring Matt to Marcus. Less of an arse.

ThatsPlentyIsa · 17/03/2026 21:48

The only Carlisle-inspired thing about Gareth’s pudding is ‘the big kick of alcohol’.

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:48

Oops Caroline has served a puddle

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:48

Nobody is having a great round here.

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:48

Oh no Caroline

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:49

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:48

Fuck off, Marcus!

I am actually preferring Matt to Marcus. Less of an arse.

Yes he’s being annoying - the other two say it’s lovey then he comes out with its dry overcooked blah blah

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:49

Masterchef needs to go home and get out of the right side of the bed tomorrow!

today has been a waste…and G will still be here

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:49

This is not terribly refined.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:50

God mark that looks like something off an ice cream van

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:51

I'm a bit tired of those shreds of green microwave sponge, tbh.

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TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:51

And a BBC tuille.

Fransgran · 17/03/2026 21:51

marcus is being a total arse

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:51

That leaf tuile is a bit like the little hare ornament from Inside No.9.

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:51

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:48

Fuck off, Marcus!

I am actually preferring Matt to Marcus. Less of an arse.

I think Matt has come into his own in this episode.

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:52

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:49

Masterchef needs to go home and get out of the right side of the bed tomorrow!

today has been a waste…and G will still be here

Totally ! Marcus is also very grumpy.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:52

I don’t know who is going to go

oh look at that G - bloody show off

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:53

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:51

I'm a bit tired of those shreds of green microwave sponge, tbh.

Reminds me of that green, stiff foamy stuff from old-fashioned flower arrangements.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:53

Smuggo mc smuggerson

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:53

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:52

Totally ! Marcus is also very grumpy.

Hated it!!! And only one good dish the whole day - had to be bloody G

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:53

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:51

I think Matt has come into his own in this episode.

Just in time for them to let him go.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:53

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:53

Reminds me of that green, stiff foamy stuff from old-fashioned flower arrangements.

Oasis

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:53

Worried for Caroline.

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:54

Jeez she done a great pudding.