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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:34

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:33

Maybe she is a delicate heiress whose dastardly wicked squire husband has been dosing her potage with laudanum?

😂😂😂😂

she is so the opposite of Brazilian isn’t she

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:34

Och puddings yay 🙌🙌🙌

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:34

So that last fraught round counted for absolutely nothing?

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:34

Yep, it was a pointless challenge. So annoying

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:35

At least Matt has finally had something to do!

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:35

Desserts. Ach, bloody Georgia will be telling us all about her holiday job as a patissier in France

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littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:35

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:34

Yep, it was a pointless challenge. So annoying

Was it oh ffs. I hate that

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:35

Sadly Gareth is quite good at puds.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:35

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:34

So that last fraught round counted for absolutely nothing?

Yea so bloody annoying

I reckon they realised after them didn’t have the budget to do a proper round

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:36

Elevated STP yes!

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:36

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:35

Desserts. Ach, bloody Georgia will be telling us all about her holiday job as a patissier in France

This does play to her strengths, which is annoying as she goes to pieces if she has to go off-piste.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:36

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:35

Desserts. Ach, bloody Georgia will be telling us all about her holiday job as a patissier in France

Rome darling Rome 😂😂

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:37

And we don’t want three desserts plus an affogato

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:37

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:36

Rome darling Rome 😂😂

Oh, she grew up in France dontcha know!

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Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:37

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:35

At least Matt has finally had something to do!

😂😂

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:38

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:37

Oh, she grew up in France dontcha know!

Normandy then 3 years in Rome

i am slightly jealous

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:38

Caroline has gone berserker

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:38

First ever Victorian woman to acknowledge the existence of sweat.

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:39

More fig leaf?

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:39

I’m sure the little leaf templates will appear again. I think Masterchef HQ have a job lot of them.

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:39

Bet blackberrying in Brazil with all those giant fecking spiders was a lot more hairy than doing it over here.

Uglydumpling · 17/03/2026 21:39

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:38

Caroline has gone berserker

All the judges said to her in first few rounds “I like the way you work, so organised”

eat dem words

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:40

Caroline must be the daughter of an Edwardian Missionary to Brazil - she’s deffo not got the Latin looks.

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:41

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:38

Caroline has gone berserker

She'd better watch out or she'll end up in Bethlem in a straitjacket, raving about blackberry purée

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Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:42

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:39

I’m sure the little leaf templates will appear again. I think Masterchef HQ have a job lot of them.

Sel heard you!

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