MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Ugh, they're going to stay, aren't they?

Funny, they aren't giving her a hard time about it, unlike Sarah

No. No they are not physically attracted as Div is shit in bed. The end.

What's happened to Joe's beard this week?

Off of Ryan and Jaqui from MAFS Aus

Please just boot these two off, they are just as bad as dean and Sarah. It’s going nowhere we can all see it so stop pretending and piss off!

Liar liar pants on fire. You just want to be on TV!

Yes, she seems a lot 'lighter' (not before time!)

Feathery stroker

Whattttttttttt?

Dont say it JR! You cannoy say you are not attracted to your husband. It’s the biggest Mafs crime

Oh for God's sake. If she doesn't want to shag him, she doesn't want to shag him!

Err, what about what you can do for him, Grace?

It started yesterday - looks like he has had it tattooed on?
Someone earlier said a template? Maybe Maeve has been bored and playing boxes with her eyebrow pencil?

It could all be over in half hour without the ad breaks.

JR and D= Just Really Dull

Oh yes! They’re both quite similar in terms of autistic spectrum

Polly is definitely punching there.

Had an awful flashback to Ryan's grotcave then. He was a hoarder of crap!

OMG his house was like a really bad charity shop in a dungeon!

Yes she is. Prob publicity stunt

But JR hasn't been rude about it and it's not been bought up before so maybe that's why they're being nicer? 🤔
I do feel for Sarah as they couldn't have matched her to someone any more opposite to her type (even if she did ask for it, but there's probably a middle ground) but she's been quite rude about the lack of attraction

Polly and Ryan?? HahahHA.!

Oh no. I got Jacqui and Jamie mixed up. You meant Wacqui and Ryan, the Warrior. Yeah. A match made in heaven that one.

And Jacqui weeping “it’s so sad that people live like this”