MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

What does collagen in your tea actually DO?

And he was sooo proud of it.

Amazingly Jacqui made him look reasonable

And he thought it was amazing! 😂

It went downhill after Div sang that running away song. She should have gone then.

Makes your tea taste shit I’d imagine

Makes you grow old disgracefully

Fuck all @ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs
I stuck with it for a year, more fool me.

I wondered the same…

It seems to make you say things like "I intend to age dis-gracefully!" like a knob

I knew they still wouldn't have done it. The vibes are all wrong.

🤣🤣.

Suddenly Dean looked capable of a Grammy.

Exactly this.

And Divani’s not saying: “Give it time, we’ll get there in the end”.

JR clearly detests Div. What utter shit are they chatting?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gawd, is everyone going to stay?

Fuck all

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’d hoped for a thinner crowd by now!

😂😂😂 Lost without the laugh emoji

The TV offers haven't flooded in for her yet

Collagen is sold as a replacement for post menopausal collagen loss. But what actually happens is you just digest it like any other protein. The claims for it are very carefully worded.

As far as I remember there is no scientific evidence of it working as a collagen replacement at all.

I thought you said a granny! (Im not even sure hed be capable of that)

They’ve managed to add a flower emoji, but can’t put the laugh emoji back!

Doesn't sound as real once you've said your heart goes out to Ratboy's non-existent step dad trauma