MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

[Dillite2]

Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Look at us all scrambling around for booze remnants in our cupboards

This show is going to turn us all into alcoholics 😂

It's good to see Grace realise that when you aren't being offended by every tiny thing, life is actually quite nice and easy.

Maybe it’s like last year when they all ended up with shitlids

Get the booze in a good crisps ready for tomorrow

Grace: a feminist who addresses women as ‘guys’

Have you seen polly is in Oz on a boat with Ryan

Oh, these two. Booooring.

I've lost all respect for these ixperts. They're so insincere. This show is now just a bloody travesty. And so far away from how brilliant it COULD have been!

JR in her dressing gown

We've had a high heel drawing from Grace, a tornado from Leah, a heart from Abi.
Spotting these is more interesting than the conversations on the couch 🤦🏼‍♀️

Please, please leave.

Exactly it’s the blend of the caramel and salt, separate it’s fine but together? NOPE!

I got a too good to go bag the other day, it had some kind of pastry and as soon as I bit into in and realised it was salted caramel it went straight into the bin.

I don’t drink alcohol but all this talk has reminded me I have a full bottle of JD and Ciroc in a cupboard that’s been there for like 3 years 🤭

JR has just taken me back to the 90's with that outfit

Who is Ryan?

I’m eating the grandkids dairylea dunkers.

cheers

We've all forgotten about the row they had on Honeymoon, surely?

Cilla Black had a better strike rate on Blind Date....

Why Crystal?

Is it me or are these two making zero sense?

Divvy is soooooo boring

This show is enough to make you drink alcohol 🤣

Don’t mention the camels

Reiss looks like Jimmy Carr. I can't unsee it.

Because she’s into crystals and quartz thingys