MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Did you notice they cut to Dean at the point she was saying she's giving loads but getting nothing? Doing his nodding dog again? Such an obvious editing decision, that makes me angry. For Sarah.

I was more concerned with his jumper!

And his moobs.

He doesn't look attractive enough for Towie

I think I’ve got a bottle with a dribble of gin in in the cupboard actually

Ooh there might be a spoiler relating to that.... Not saying anything tho!!

You all need to visit my wardrobe of booze

That sounds rotten. I hate salted caramel as it is, let alone with vodka. Why would this even be a combination

I’m not sure Reiss understood what Paul just said to him.

So many layers? Keisha he’s an aggressive, cave dwelling moron 😵‍💫

Reece cares nothing for leisha

Omg really!? Knew it!!!

But

He really didn’t

Dean nodded when she said something like "I'm giving it my all"

Yes please!

I don’t fancy her but i do fancy a career as an Essex boy reality telly star

Happy plinky plonk music for these two

These i

I love caramel

I love salt

Just not together!

If I get desperate before wine day, I may have to crack it open 😂

They must have shagged

Ffs what all is he giving. He’s not even bought her a dairy milk as far as we know or made her a cup of tea.

Has Ashley been putting a stitch in his t-shirt too. As that neckline is TIGHT

Note no dress on Grace! But nails done. Ah, compromise.....

I love these two