MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Yes I agree that She thinks it, I don’t know why, tbf I don’t remember that much about any of the characters’ jobs, backgrounds, money etc except for Steve in finance (?) and the woman with the much older face is a beautician. And one of the guys is a PT.
but I don’t think anyone’s job or money makes them better or worse than anyone else, it’s character and JR might be showy but she didn’t come across as particularly nice or genuine.
i like how much divarni was talking about authenticity because she isn’t it.

But sloppy is good, no?
I'm so confused. Maybe they all dribble all the time because of all the filler and botox so it's become a "thing" to be sloppy.

Can’t be that bad or she wouldn’t go back for more surely?

Jesus! I wasn’t expecting to read this 😂😂😂😩😩😩

Maybe her batteries have run out but I really suspect it's so she can feel and look idolised on telly

I think she’s wanting to do things like pegging or rimming and he’s not up for it. So she thinks he’s boring in bed but is also mortified at the prospect of it being revealed on camera.

Yep, really mean and unnecessary, I don’t think he’s done anything wrong per se, until tonight I thought it was dead in the water and she just doesn’t fancy him but tonight it transpires that they are actually shagging yet she is making that spiteful ‘joke’ as though he’s her enemy, like he’s an ex boyfriend who wasn’t very nice to her

I agree that Div is coming across as more genuine than JR at the moment.

She’s telling porkies it seems and not wanting to be open about their relationship.

She’s also doing my fucking head in if I’m honest. Massive drama queen.

Yeah but she didn’t want it on telly did she?

She’s just another freaking self centred weirdo is my guess.

Maybe he has a small willy. She seems like the type that would hold it against him.

Oh definitely , she comes across as a 24 carat “me me me”drama lovey

She just wanted it to look like he was besotted and she was doing nothing to encourage it. Snakey.

I didn’t see that coming from Joe?! WTH is up with this years men telling the women to get their nails done and what to do with their appearance. It’s funny how he had the chat about it to Ashley of all people lol

I read that very literally!! 😅

Not my kind of person at all. I think I am a bit old or staid to appreciate this type of character, she is beautiful, seems quite empty and feels really brittle, like a glass Christmas bauble.
interesting development tonight though , how differently she addressed the sex with the group and how she addressed it with divarni, some serious image management happening there.

I did expect it from him, I think we were all quite surprised Maeve wasn't primped and primed for a few episodes as she seems to be into nails and eyelashes. I think he is deffo the type because he clearly has filler in his lips, has painted his body like a fresco and has fairly obviously dabbled in some beard tattooing. I think he feels he is a walking work of art right now in comparison.

It's been a while since I've had sex, so I don't class myself a connoisseur, however, from memory, sloppy sex was always when it's all slow, sensuous, lots of slipping out and it taking fucking hours. And all you felt at the end was slimy and slippy.

It’s a lottery. You either get paired with someone who is genuinely a good match and highly likely to fall in love (which makes great viewing) or they stitch you up and put you with someone totally unsuitable (which makes great viewing)
I don’t like watching these abusive relationships play out on camera though. I feel very sad for lovely Nelly who’s been used for ratings.

Beard tattooing. Wtaf? It’s so hard to tell who is real anymore.
I liked him at first but now he’s feeing a bit Dubai chocolate .

Can't hold it against him if it's very small. Not enough bendage there.

So she's using him for sex and telling everyone behind his back that there's nothing between them? Nasty.

And yet she's fine to announce to everyone that her vibrator doesn't stop going.

Feeing sad again about no laugh emoji 😔

Nelly is unfortunately perfect prey for abusive men in so many ways, right down to that guilt she feels when Steven is called out for his poor treatment. I had friends like that in my 20s, forever defending their asshole boyfriends.

In the real world she probably wouldn’t even be sharing the truth about what’s going on behind closed doors to “protect” her partner. Steven is just vile.

Well done on everyone calling him out, I don’t think one straight man among the couples has called him out in this experiment though. Typical but disappointing.

She seems really sweet and soft compared to most of the others. no edge and doesn’t feel like she has an ulterior motive to become famous