MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Oh bloody hell did it start at 8 today?

They've been having sex but she didn't want to talk about it on camera.

He was pissed off because it made him look like an idiot and that their marriage was not great.

They are, it's shit, JR doesn't want anyone to know

I don't understand. She didn't mind saying they had sex on the honeymoon, but she doesn't want to say it's continued, because everyone knows she doesn't like him?

Yes, but it was complete crap!

Lolololololool 🤣🤣🤣
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it does seem cold in that pairing.
why the jealousy when there’s nowt between them?

Yes. Think it’s because she thinks he’s beneath her. So she doesn’t want to admit it.

Yeah. I’m 30 mins behind as I didn’t realise until 8:30 🤣

She effectively told everyone he is shit in bed just not in front of his face - when the Pet Shop Boys visited she pulled that face and I think she said something after night 1 on the honeymoon to the camera when he wasn't there

Oh cringe

Pet shop boys 🤣

Nelly. Come on now girl.

Did she forget she’s on tele 🤣

I don't understand why she wants to keep it a secret. At the friends and family meet her twinky friends asked her how the sex was and she pulled a face like it was shit, so she wasn't that bothered about keeping it off camera then. All very weird, the only explanation I can think of is that she's just one the show for fame and that maybe she's got a boyfriend on the outside.

But at the same time she keeps going on about how she wants all this sex and isn't getting any. So it's not even like she's too ashamed to speak of it at all. It's all she talks about!

I could understand JR and Divani telling the other couples and the cameras that they don't want to share where they are with intimacy - and that should be respected - but lying is weird

I agree. I don’t see in what way he might be beneath her at all? He might not be as superficial but I think he’s a good looking guy and seems pretty real.
he doesn’t shine in the group, maybe because he’s pissed off but it’s not really edited to show him in any interactions with anyone else, just brooding.
the way she talked about her vibrator felt very pointed and bitchy as though he’d done her wrong and she was making a point out of spite that she uses it without him involved.
if she is still having sex with him and intimating that it’s crap, maybe she should encourage divarni to say hello to her little friend

Yes , fair point. She wants to spin a narrative and shagging Divvy doesn’t fit it?

She's stringing him along so he looks like he is madly in love with her while behind his back she's saying she has to use her vibe and lock him out of the room like a sad little boy. Nasty.

Her twinky friends 🤣🫣🤩

She thinks he’s not good enough. Not saying that’s an accurate assessment 😂

Wait so JR & Div are having sex?

Wait, I just remembered I don’t really care about these two enough to be bothered

😂😂😂

To be honest, if Div did lose his shit that one night. I can understand why….

Yes! It's shit and sloppy, but there's sex.