MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

PLEASE REMOVE STEVEN FROM THIS SHOW!! 🤯🤯

Exactly. I don't understand why he won't just call her out on her shit in front of everyone.

Disappointed by Joe

It's been 3 weeks, how are we half-way through already?

God this is boring.
when is MAFS aus?

Nah. He went to be with his family

Production made it into a drama

I think I will stick to the original rules about 'less' and 'fewer' anyway!

We're learning the alphabet with JR and Divvy

Why’s she furious because he told
everyone they have had sex?

There were no such rules though.

Have Leigh and Leah been doing the deed? I might have missed if they said they have but the one is jealous although she seemed to always be pushing the other one away. I would assume the jealousy to mean there’s something going on or that she is interested after all but why have they not shared that if everyone else is sharing or encouraged to share?
Presumably they are supposed to share? I’ve not watched many of these series, only oz one until now and I don’t remember people talking about ‘intimacy’ as much, including the experts

Div, is fuming. Is JR scared her actual boyfriend will get to see that these two are shagging?

Shit sex! We all called it!

Maybe if you had gone into a hard position, you wouldn't be in this position.

True to yourself

drink

I thought we knew they had on night one of honeymoon?

The sex is shit! Whoever had him down as a feathery stroker was right.

Ah, more disrespect

lol at Julia Ruth gesturing a the cameras 🤣. Why is she keeping it a secret ? As in my post above, I don’t really understand the rules ref sharing about sex or not

Are they having sex or not? I’m confused.

Has Julia Ruth not seen this show before?

I doubt that those two have so much as fingered

JR is looking for an excuse to argue with him

Yes, and it’s not up to much?

I hate JR, she is so full of shit it’s unreal. Im
glad Div has blown up on her. How can you go on MAFS and say let’s lie and keep things hidden?!?! She is so selfish!

He should just pack up and go!

First time I've heard any sense from Div