MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Sorry, don't know how I quoted you there - I think it's a horny bull skull if you mean the one on her chest?

So much shouting tonight and yet so little has actually been shown.

JR would marry Steven??

So she likes the abusive types.

Idiot

Without the drama there is no show.

But for certain people ( who should never have passed the is he a dangerous threat process,) this is playing with fire

We have known that from the start though.

I can see that she is scared of Ratboy, but you could snap his ankles with a teatowel, skinny little runt 😡

He’s got into her head. Horrible to see

Oh Nelly. Walk away

JR such a bitch there

Such good advice to Nelly. Tell him to step up or you're gone.

Though she should say, you're not good enough for me, I'm done.

They've put someone really vulnerable with a thug.

Oh we have an edited to fuck montage of voiceover Divvy

Dont they go out with their partners on dates?

why dont we ever see that?

Right. I have decided that it should be a law that you must be happy being alone before you are allowed to get into a relationship.

Come on Div!!!! Spill the beans! Reveal the truth about your joke of a marriage.

Cue massive drop in the number of babies being born. Human race dies out.

🤣

She doesn’t Div

Is Divvy wearing pj's? Safari suit?
And is he trying to say they have been shagging?

Good. We need a massive cull.

I hope Divvy isn't trying to become an actor. That was the naffest voiceover I have every heard.

Yes they've been banging, she went back for the soft touch with her bag of toys I suspect.

Div should have just said it there and then.

Leisha’s cheeks

I know! Spill the tea, man!

Hang on who was the one that vanished last year… from the Aus one?

Reckon Joe went home for Grandad funeral