MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Lol

She literally just answered that though.

Bailey, actually spoke some sense tonight.

He caught my attention a little with his common sense words, which is impressive as can’t say I’ve paid any attention to him and Rebecca since their wedding day

JR isn't enjoying the limelight tonight for some reason.

Steven is an aggressive dick. Well done Crystal, it must feel very tense for the men in the room if he blows. He should be removed.
Davitt and Ashley are so lovely.
I'm warming to Leah tonight, sitting back listening.

What is Leah's tat?

God her and Ratboy are so emotionally volatile it's coming out all over the place

Such a toxic dynamic. It’s terrible enough in real life.

Nelly needs the Freedom programme

Poor Nelly.

Is America's Top Model still a thing???

Oh Nelly, if you were mad enough to go on these shows, stay sober.

Nelly has no business applying to come on MAFS.

Does Nelly have nobody in her corner? Get the impression pple are turning on her b’cos she can’t see what he’s like & are sick of her blindly defending Ratboy

Im mad at Ratboy because he deliberately made Nelly think he really liked her at the start, to get her hooked, then withdrew, deliberately to make her feel vulnerable. So calculated. Such prick behaviour

I feel like picking on Nelly is an easy target when she's already feeling shit about her relationship.

It’s a script

The show really did a dirty on Nelly.

these question exercises are childish and just cause trouble - why do they keep giving them to adults?

Might be a cross?

Sarah all over again.

I can see why she blew at Maeve though as Maeve had already said she couldn't be bothered to be married to Nelly because she was hard work.
She'd just sit and take Ratboy's bullyboy antics, clearly.

They definitely should be supportive of Nelly against him.

Ah Leah & JR filling Maeve’s head with BS.

It’s giving SATC “He could have had an emergency, maybe he was ill or stressed with work. He clearly likes you”.

Keye needs to do a Burger moment and say “Yeah he’s just not that into you”

It's getting a bit Jeremy Kyle.