MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

I am not a fan of Steven, but let him actually say what he is saying instead of just butting in. Whether he is right or wrong, at least let that twat finish.

My glass is empty

Did he drop the c bomb again?

Clowns not cunts. I reckon the experts will give him a cuddly toy for that improvement.

This millionaire bloke, is he Bojo's love child?

Who?

I'm not even sure what that was about.

Looks like bojo
sounds like bojo

Bollocks, I forgot!!

Exactly!!

He is such a disgusting human and I can actually understand why he got his head kicked in. It’s not a nice thing to say but I can understand why if this is how he goes about his daily life getting pouty aggressive and verbal abusive

On the ad, the one with the legal sweatshop and is trying to make a million in a month.

I thought he looked a bit like Jamie Laing (if I've got the name right)

Not much has happened - Joe has gone for some quiet time, Stevo has had a strop.

hate to say it, but that rule has been debunked!

Nelly is making all the moves of someone in a long relationship with an aggressive narcissist. Tiptoeing aground ratboy and desperately trying to de escalate.

She should not be on her own with him

🤣🤣🤣 it’s that straw like hair

Ahh naive Nelly

I fucking hate those pointless, nasty, bullying experts. They treated Sarah like fucking shit, making her feel wrong because she didn't fancy that guy who just was never ever ever ever going to be right for her.

Ashley is everyone's dad tonight.

Steve got on the wrong show & shld’ve been on Towie

We have herpes. The end.

Definitely. They need to engineer these two out this week.

This definitely won't get round to all the jealous ones.

Time for some shit stirring questions

Ash has given a lot of women the fanny gallops