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MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Dillite2 · 14/10/2025 21:26

Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

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RancidRuby · 15/10/2025 20:23

JR would marry Steven, WTF?

EmeraldShamrock000 · 15/10/2025 20:23

FirstCuppa · 15/10/2025 20:11

I know what Leigh reminds me of, one of those horses that pull a hearse with the black blinkers on

😅 very funny.

Dillite2 · 15/10/2025 20:23

Abi's make up is so 2016

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hoxtonbabe · 15/10/2025 20:23

Did JR say marry Steven 🤔

opencecilgee · 15/10/2025 20:23

@Pianoaholic

yeah dey fink were fick

Dillite2 · 15/10/2025 20:24

hoxtonbabe · 15/10/2025 20:23

Did JR say marry Steven 🤔

Yes she did

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hoxtonbabe · 15/10/2025 20:24

RancidRuby · 15/10/2025 20:23

JR would marry Steven, WTF?

So I did hear right then 😳

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/10/2025 20:24

JR has gone down even further in my estimation.

Dillite2 · 15/10/2025 20:25

All of this is so, so, so contrived and painful

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hoxtonbabe · 15/10/2025 20:26

Nelly take your feet of the table. I’d be giving her serious side eye if I was there.

Betteboop · 15/10/2025 20:26

Ooh death stare from rat boy

opencecilgee · 15/10/2025 20:26

Ave each ovvers backs

”drink”

FirstCuppa · 15/10/2025 20:27

Please give these men some socks
He's never going to take anything on the chin. His ego isn't liking this at all.

Pianoaholic · 15/10/2025 20:27

Blindsided.
Drink!

opencecilgee · 15/10/2025 20:27

Blindsided

”drink”

FirstCuppa · 15/10/2025 20:27

Here come the swear words
He's working up a rage

Discoprincess6 · 15/10/2025 20:27

RancidRuby · 15/10/2025 20:23

JR would marry Steven, WTF?

narcs together

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/10/2025 20:28

Fuck off Stevo.

opencecilgee · 15/10/2025 20:28

Blindsided free times

hoxtonbabe · 15/10/2025 20:28

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/10/2025 20:24

JR has gone down even further in my estimation.

I think she’s been smoking something. Of ALLLLLLLL the men, STEVEN🙄🤣

FergoMcFergFace · 15/10/2025 20:28

Nelly only wants to protect him because she knows that's the best way to protect herself from his temper.

Pianoaholic · 15/10/2025 20:28

Steven said blindsided about 8 times I think.

JaquiRussell · 15/10/2025 20:28

I'm completely confused what Ratboy is squeaking about.
To me he's just trying to justify the fact that he's horrid to her, because he doesn't care about her

opencecilgee · 15/10/2025 20:28

Steven cannot have a sensible conversation

Donttellempike · 15/10/2025 20:28

FergoMcFergFace · 15/10/2025 20:28

Nelly only wants to protect him because she knows that's the best way to protect herself from his temper.

Exactly this. Spot on

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