MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Oh god, an intimate / half naked chat in the massage room

Oh gawd and he's talking to Ash about this.
Getting dejavu

😃oh god, she really does!

Hey all, slightly late to the party, but just in time to gawk at Leah's ear decorations! Someone said they are like blinkers on a horse- maybe Crystal made her wear them so she can't side eye any other women

get the lashes off and definitely no sunbeds

From what he is saying, it sounds like he was saying "have a spa week so as not to be locked in with my whilst I am wallowing "

We didn't get to see how Ash responded. I'm guessing he didn't quote from his new book...

What is the matter with these men?

Poor Ashley looked like he was breathing in, that entire conversation 😂
I wouldn't want to be on TV in my cossie either 😆🤣

lol. I didn’t think there were all those new builds surrounding it like that around the west London one.

This MAFS is so interesting that it’s reduced me to looking at nonsense in the background 😂

Not the most flattering shot for Ash

desperately trying to breathe in / flex his arms

🤣

Am aside, can anyone explain the anchor tattoo thing? If you're not actually a sailor I would have assumed it meant Wanker

Surprise, trouble between Maeve and Joe! Its almost like it's scripted

Yep! Maeve and tattoo man are not a good match

we all saw that

Joe’s just been faking it basically? Why??

Maeve is way too feisty for Joe.

Yes, because that’s just what the format of the program is - leave and take a little time for yourself 🙄

He looks like he just robbed the place getting into that car!

Looks crap doesn’t it

Fewer ads, channel 4

not less adds

🙄

Wow that’s a lot. Get well soon

I think that every time! Really annoying.
They must think we're thick cos we watch MAFS!

Esp when opposite a guy who looks like a walking National Gallery

OMG Jr would MARRY Ratboy.

That classic game that all friends play, snog, shag avoid