MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Sir Poutsalot is super pouty tonight. Probably focusing on trying to understand all the big words.

It's scary watching Nelly defend Ratboy and say she's never admitted feelings before etc. Really makes you think how many other couples are in terrible relationships like this who don't have the "support system" of this where their relationships are all they have to talk about

Oh dear, what are those earrings on Leigh?

Julia Ruth is frothing at every camera opportunity

I'm confused about Leah's outfit - is that a tat or part of the dress?

im guessing they won’t actually get in that pool

A tat and it's kinda hot.

That pub, The Broadcaster is a minute away from Westfield in White City, west London.

What's Leah wearing?
Oh, that should say what isn't she wearing- she seems to have forgotten her top!

Why do they put the women in the pool when they're dolled up with their hair blow dried? Obviously they're not going to swim.

Crystal turnt something off inside

Looks ridiculous

I could totally understand if he was good looking, then you could say she’s been turned dizzy by his good looks/dickmstised but he’s so unattractive in every possible way it’s an embarrassment to be on mafs pining over him 🙄

Crystal having a rare moment of reflection there, yes she has been patient.

they won’t be using any spa facilities because it will ruin hair snd make up

Giving Pat Butcher a run for her money

I know what Leigh reminds me of, one of those horses that pull a hearse with the black blinkers on

She looks like she has ear defenders on that have slipped a bit.

maeve does NOT need to grt more lashes

They do need to pee out all that booze.

Oooh, trouble in Maeve and Jo's paradise.

Get your nails done - what's wrong with these men??

Was Joe down the pub with Ratboy?

Leah looks like she's wearing ear muffs. I love a big earring myself but they are ridiculous.

He may have meant less

Julia Ruth can’t you wear your coat properly love