MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

You need to get cracking on a proposal 👌🏾

I would have missed it! Thanks!

I am stuck in hospital. No booze for the last 11 days. I'm going to be on strong antibiotics for the next 12 weeks. Though I hope to be out of hospital in just over a week.

Watching this MAFS without booze is tortuous.

Blimey!

Yikes. You will be a walking thrush.

Wow lots of really vile comments on here about Dean. Sarah wasn't held hostage FFS she could have left at any time! Instead she dragged it out for the airtime... both as bad as each other IMO

I feel like it's going to be a drama filled one tonight ladies!
Steven looks like his head is going to explode on the clip I've seen.

Here we gooooooooo.

More drama, more drama. Give us drama. We want drama.

Oh poor you. Hope you have a speedy recovery.

Good evening, drama hounds.

Does Ratboy just chuck his glass on the ground while he is walking away?

She wants to discuss it off-camera? Does she understand how the show works??

JR = nasty girl

Yep - she’s giving Jessa from Girls

Awks eye contact mid-massage there from Joe and whoever the man was with him!

Ooh, more labia-exposing cozzies?

Maybe half the interesting stuff has been happening off camera!

Can’t watch until later

She hates things being on camera as then JR can't twist it to her narrative

🤣🤣🤣🤣

My DH is bringing in kombucha and live yoghurt. He's also buying sauerkraut to boost my microbiology.

He does the cooking so this about nutrition not "intimacy".

Thank goodness for that because I am not sure how effective saurkraut is for intimacy

😂🤣😂🤣

Microbiome!

This is the second night in a row Reiss' look has been channelling 1950s Deep South.

I’m wondering with Westfield they are near🤔 It looks like Stratford, lol