MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

I know. At least Gaston made us laugh at times.

It just goes to show how boring and ridiculous this years lot are. Even their made up, egged on by the producers drama is boring

Oh yes even Casper 😂😂

Paul? The 60 year old?

Just caught up as I am normally busy at that time of night. I think that this season is rubbish, anyone else? Just finished this years Aussie one and it was 100x better!

I know I’m 2 days late (and judging by this thread, I don’t even think I’ll bother watching the commitment ceremony), but it was infuriating to hear the honesty box question about Leisha’s behaviour on the plane home (as grim as it was that she obviously got that drunk), but to not have mentioned Reiss’ lack of interest in attending hospital with her after the dog incident really fucked me off. The misogyny is off the charts.

Did anyone else notice he was wearing a Reiss jumper? It really made me laugh seeing the label and imagining it was just any old jumper but he’d had to write his name in it so he didn’t lose it. It’s the simple things 😂

Opportunity for a new product. Collagin: a gin aimed at the post-menopausal woman suffering from hair loss and a shit marriage. 😂

Love it! 😂

That was when I realised how ugly a haircut could make a man - Casper went from gentleman to scroat in an instant. It still seems a popular choice around here too!

@SignatureShortdeads yes, she was hung out to dry by the experts honesty box question. They really should explain more to us about their wording on those too "Are you Team X or Y" clearly isn't done for any therapeutic benefit. I think now we have April and Maeve is back to "being her usual self" hopefully they've been put in to help with balance. The show shouldn't be set up in such a way as to need it though.

The only couple who don't seem to have had a huge obvious flaw in their partnership are Davide and Keye. I do wonder about the production team having clear favourites.

I may attempt to catch up on this thread at some point but in the meantime....

HE'S GONE 🥳🥳🥳

Ps why has no-one told stoaty weasel face to shave off his stupid bumfluffy patchy face hair?

Everyone has seen his aggy side, so none are brave enough. That's the cross a bully has to bear; is anyone ever honest with me?

So many posts!!

I missed last night -but plan to catch up on my lunchbreak. Sounds like the outcome I expected though. Freedom for Sarah

It’s awful. I was wishing that the Ming Dynasty would burst through the door while the dramatic music reached a crescendo.

Sarah could have had it all
But my hands she tried to stall
She didn’t want to paw my moobs
But I said beggars cannot choose

Then the experts got impatient
Waiting for the train to reach the station
They said pack your stuff and go
But it’s all her fault as you well know

Viewers gonna miss me now I’m gone
No more rapping just Div’s song
But if you like what you saw
I’m available for a wedding or bar mitzvah

Personally, I think Sarah and Dean both writing stay tells us everything we need to know. Zero sympathy for either of them.

Inspired! 😄👏

🤣 rhymes is banging JJ!

…and Gaston was very likeable

It feels like yesteryear, but I really miss having people like this on MAFS. I was really invested in these two couples from Mafs Oz,

does anyone remember lovely Simon who had the long curly hair and his wife wasn’t too sure and then when he had it cut, he looked like a different person.

<sigh> they were all nicer back then (minus a couple of thumbfaces)

👏👏👏

No Paul the Ixpert 🤣

Oh don’t. You got me in Stitches again thinking about ming the mericless. It took me a good while to stop chucking at him whenever his face popped up, in fact I was always chuckling about that entire family 😂

Ah good times where we could all actually have a laugh as well as yell at the TV in frustration and anger.

I gave up at 10 and went to bed. So glad they finally went, not sure if I can bear to watch it!

firstcuppa

"The only couple who don't seem to have had a huge obvious flaw in their partnership are Davide and Keye. I do wonder about the production team having clear favourites."

I agree. i think Rebecca and Bailey are coming across quite well.

This is your reminder that:

8PM TONIGHT!!!!

I just can’t help thinking how humiliated Nelly must be watching this air knowing what she does now about the weasel Steve & what he said about her to the Z lister from Raya ie “when you see who I’ve been paired with you’ll see what I mean”. And how much she must be cringing when she up until last pm is still saying she fancies him. I mean how can the ixperts allow her to stay with such a vile specimen? Saying that they wouldn’t have a show if they did. Here’s hoping she sees the light in tonight’s episode.