MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Thank the lord and hail Mary! No more Dean and Sarah!

I really hope he doesn’t turn up on my tele again

Dean saying "thank you for being honest" to Sarah when she was telling him on the honeymoon that she didn't fancy him?!?!

Halle-fucking-luia

Think of the time that could have been saved if they'd decided that sooner.
Wr could have all written novels or done something useful!

Sick relative is not trauma. Please Nelly stop looking for this you.

Dean is just unfanciable. And it’s not his weight - is the desperation.

He’s strangely sexless, like a big puppy.

He’s not going to find love in that jumper.

Well he’s lost weight since he came out and has been making TikToks.

So look out for him presenting on a children’s tv show soon…..

I can't stand JR

I was wondering whether he was being pass-ag there...

Looks like more "disrespect" tomorrow. ..

Well that was a load of bollocks. See you all tomorrow though obv.

Is JR banging Divvy and telling him to say they aren't?

What's 'the truth'?

Bailey's jumper is definitely CBeebies

The way he talks like a roadman was enough to give me the ick on its own, without the shit rapping, singing and self pity

Guys - this has been fab. Thanks for letting a newbie in ❤️

Yeah, somehow it's easy to imagine Dean getting in a dig at her but making it sound all innocent to the ixperts and the general public.

Also a manipulative gas lighting prick

Wait what? Confusion over JR and Div's sex life.
She said to her friends she hasn't been able to get her toys out?

That's how I see Taylor Swift. Pretty but 0 sex appeal.

You are welcome!! 🤗

These threads are always more entertaining than the show to be honest 🤣

😂😂😂😂

The more the merrier!