MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Sarah trying to suppress a huge grin there, I think.

I'm new to MAFS, is it normal for the pros (brain can't think of the right name for them!) to suggest a couple leave?

Eloquent from Dean. "It's shit"
Dean didn't think through how boring he was going to come across. How the experts would have to forceably remove them due to dullness

I think you’re right.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor

"It’s hard to take Paul seriously with that brooch"

Hard to take Paul seriously with his duffle bag of crap advice.

He is calling Steve out but it's too little too late!

I’m sorry but all of this sympathy they’re giving to Dean is making me want to throw up.

Well done Charlene

But I do feel sorry for Dean in the fact that it seems for him, and even from what his ex said online. He's never had a girl just fancy him, he's always had to wait the long game and eventually sometimes it works, for a bit.

Great match there, icksperts

Haha Dean’s having his narc supply cut off by the ixperts who now are sick of his pathetic BS.

None are talking to Sarah - just Dean!

What about her? She wanted to find love too!

Talk about being sidelined

It doesn't often happen. But, usually we have more couples leave by this stage, so the ixperts are probably on a cull now.

Ffs are they staying another week

No

Dean just wants the fame.

can't believe they had both written stay AGAIN!

Oh, finally Mel remembers Sarah is there 🙄

Yeah, Sarah is being so quiet. It's like she said before that she feels like she's not being herself. You can practically see it.

Her eyes absolutely lit up when she first saw him. He does prove the type she likes can also be a decent guy.
Seems Leah is giving us the fireworks with a wandering eye instead!

Good girl

Maybe they’ve only rented some of the apartments for a shorter period.

Sarah has had the stuffing kicked out of her. It’s disgusting

Yes you’re spot on I think.

Thank fuck for that

Ah, just got my answer...

They both put stay WTAF

Nice move there to get out Sarah
They have been utterly disgusting towards her.