MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Not a high bar TBF 😂😂😂

Whilst I’m delighted that Sarah and Dean have been set free. I’m so uncomfortable that the ixperts pushed so hard for that breakup but didn’t do the same for Nelly.

Distinct possibility.

He’s like a bloke in the pub talking about how he went to school with Ed Sheeran and they used to sing in assembly together and he got the idea of ‘Shape of You’ from one of his songs.

True dat 😂

Crinkly Bottom

Oh god no. Teaching them to rap words out that sound like they have no consonants. That'll help the younger generation.
He's like a slightly younger Mr Tumble.
Wasn't he a peado in the end?

Nailed it 👍

Yeah I said it’s very Noel Edmond’s 😂

I do feel April is being a bIt crazy here. It:s very early days Nd she ready weds hi to. E pm point. I bet the other girls are mad at her.shehas the nicest looking fella and it's very early days!

I do like the fact Leo is wearing normal clothes! Looks like he has come from a walk to a country pub!

Join the club. She needs to just find some old rich Italian man and prance around on his arm being his sugar baby. She has nothing to offer other than looks..absolutely nowt,

He’ll have all the kids saying “innit” 🙄

Oh god stop doing that wide eyed nodding. It's like he read a book that told him those actions make you look genuine. It does the opposite.

I honestly couldn’t care less about JR & Div.

Their relationship seems a mystery as she says one thing and he says another.

We have no real info about them and therefore, I’m not interested.

Dean has sex pest written all over him. I hope any future employers note he admitted he had been constantly touching Sarah. Even the experts had noticed she was not a fan of the handsy man he is.

The yes/no question Paul needed to ask Nelly was 'do you feel safe'?

Same.

It’s absolutely not Dean’s weight. Big Zuu’s sexy IMHO.

It’s his childlike quality. He’s like 15 yo.

Who is Shitlid? Adam?

Absolutely this!

Oof. I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. 😂

She has called out Steve's shitty behaviour in the pub the night Nelly broke her rib (am I allowed to say I'm sceptical it was broken?) for which, fair play

Thanks from another newbie here

Definitely nothing to do with the weight. There's that comedian, Greg Davies, who isn't a conventionally attractive man, but I do think that he is very sexy and has set, appeal. It's the aura.

Wasn't a fan of Sarah's initially. But watching her get more and more beaten down every episode has been painful.
I've never seen the experts treat anyone that harshly, and for what? Disgusting.