MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Sarah should sue the show for PTSD after this.

He's so close to getting a shag by just nodding and saying nothing, just giving her the guilt trip sad face.

Just had a thought. I wonder how many of the other deadbeat couples would actually stay if they were aware of how little airtime they're getting?!

Its painful watching Sarah so head-fucked by the "process " that she can hardly get a sentence out. Awful

It’s so double standards with the ixperts whenever it comes to poor Sarah. No she’s never fancied him & when she said that to start with you manipulated her & guilt tripped ber & laid into her. Poor girl cant win. Get out Sarah now while you can!

This is painful to watch

Do all of them think they’re the ‘star couple’ do you think?

They keep swinging on her and changing the goalposts, very manipulative.

So if Dean has written stay will they be pleased with him?
I'm confused.

We are going to need a new thread tomorrow

None of them. They would have been out on week 1

So they can roll around together?

sorry, I’ll get my coat.

Did anyone else just get the Burger King advert, final picture a big burger followed by a cow singing "what you want, baby I got it?" 🤔
Meat.

I don’t remember anyone being laid into like Sarah has, over and over again

I think some of them see it as a competition that they can win...

I honesty think they hoped Sarah would make a play for Joe, by pairing her with someone they knew she wouldn’t go for - and putting her ideal man in the mix. Plus, Maeve being the volatile type if another women was after her fella.

So tell him to stop being handsy.
Are they going to decide for them?

Dean thinks he’s given it everything?

Deluded twat

Dean just makes my skin crawl. Take your pity me face and fuck off

I think that Shitlid kinda did as they did pressure him to have sex with her quite a bit

No, i got the RsPCA "respect"ad
Every animal deserves respect.
Except Dean

I’ve eaten some grapes so I feel virtuous.

Do we know if they're allowed to change their minds on the couch i.e. change their decision from what they've written?

FUCK OFF DEAN

Oh give over Dean, trying to get people to feel sorry for you at the end.

I 100% agree with this.