MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Other newbies? I might have missed them.

These CC apparently go on for hours. We're supposed to get the best bits.
I'll let that sink in 😳😴

I’m actually dozing off, that’s how boring today has been

With or without collagen?

I though Keye’s name was pronounced as Kye?

But Charlene just pronounced as Kia?

My attention span has been limited this series 🤣

Feels like hours. Many many hours

What did you do? Mention Katie Price and Temu?

They are giving me French mechanics from the early 90's with these outfits!

D and K are cute together. I wish we saw more of them, they feel like the only genuine couple in there.

Do the experts just want a bloody orgy???

This is beyond boring. Literally nothing worth watching. And still we persist 😂😂😂😂

It’s like Keir

It was about collagen!! One of my least controversial posts ever 🤣

It's all building up to the drama that is Sarah and Dean.

Im waiting for Davide and Keye to unravel horribly. I hope they don't but it's all going too well.

Here we go people

Surely to god they’ve got to leave?

Oh here we go.

Another Sarah battering 🙄

Run Sarah

Oooh @Merryoldgoat what naughtiness did you say??

Did you use the p word that we used to wear on our feet in PE at school? Do MN still delete comments with that word in?

Music will be organ music by this point

Surely they won't be torturing Sarah for 20 more minutes?

So 20 minutes on these two??

Muted. Can’t listen

This better be good now. They’ve strung out a veeeery long episode for Dean’s swan song/rap

I adore Davide and Keye as a couple, I'd like them to be my friends please 🥺 😂

Also. Bit late as we've gone past them now but I proper have the hots for Ash (looks and personality) 🥵