MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

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The way the music changed 🤣🤣

@Merryoldgoat Davina's watching you.

Angels themselves will appear and start to sing hymns

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Bum taps?!

They saw him talking?
We haven't!

Kisses on the head 🤢

Wow, Mel just straight in there. Ready to take the gloves off with Sarah.

Oh so he has been groping her and saying that's him making effort

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That stupid smug face , bad enough without 🙃sound

Mel did not just tell Dean that his mate James is a good friend 🙄

Mel’s being a bully here

I’m ancient AND brave 🥹

Why does Dean want Sarah to keep trying? Imagine some lad tells you he is not at all attracted to you, finds your chat cringeworthy, is crying in pain at the strain of trying to spend time with you etc etc. He is seriously OK with that being the story of his marriage Depressing.

CONSENT EXPERTS

Jesus, they have got it in for Sarah.

Oh Mel fuck off 😡

Mel really does not like Sarah, does she? It feels personal.

She doesn't fancy him Mel, for fucks sake

Ffs Sarah run

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The experts have definitely got it in for Sarah

Mixed messages?
He is TOUCHING HER UP and not talking about anything.

Sarah is sending mixed messages because none of you shower of colossal dicks will allow her to say no to being groped by jelly belly