MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

It’s not a thing. Davina is gaslighting us.

This thread is the only good thing about this show right now. Stop being so witty , entertaining and fabulous everyone, or else I'll have to carry on watching!

Why are they persisting with men like Divarni and Steve who are clearly shits and/or just simply not compatible?!

Steven bangs on about his SF being in hospital (apparently) and uses that as an excuse for weeks

Joe has A DEATH in the family and doesn't say hardly a word

Collagen in your tea probably makes you poorer, I'm assuming it's expensive?

See, I was wondering how it was going to be absorbed from your gut!
Shame on Davina!

Money, and face on the Telly. 🙄

Very expensive

I think that the experts should vote for two to leave and then the four fight it out for a couple to stay.

It’s nonsense really , as far as I understand it.

I take the gummies so I can pretend I’m not just eating haribo.

Sooo bored

Who’ve we got left?

Davide & Keye
Sarah & Dean

Anyone else?

Is Paul saying Joe in a northern accent???

Stick to PG tips I think.

@Merryoldgoat You should mention that idea on Twitter.

In a bear pit?

OMG I have a hidden comment!!

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Mud.

This! I can see Joe keeping it to himself isn't helpful either but he's not being directly unpleasant to Maeve or using it as an excuse.

I don't care what the reason is or how shit something has been, it doesn't excuse treating those around you dismissively or rudely

I think they should all just fight! Maybe armed with forks and colourful knitwear. Would be much more fun

And or gin 👍

Also. I just wanted to say that I bloody love salted caramel.

these 2 are rays of sunshine