Yes folks - Eurovision is less than 2 weeks away. Woohoo!

[JoshandJamie]

I know I'm incredibly sad/strange person, but it's one of my favourite TV experiences. Someone share my excitement please.

Yay! Points for the UK!

woohoo san marino

Well gonna have to go.. ds has woken up for a feed...

where is San Marino?

Where is San Marino? I feel I should know given they're the only ones who've given us points.

Are we the only country to really 'get' the Latvians?

between france and italy

San Marino is within Italy.

LOL at the guy from San Macaroni
Those eyebrows!

Thanks Heated.

Can't take any more of the excitement. Am off to bed.

Night ladies. Enjoy

Bulgarians are apparently all smoking crack

that woman from belgrade, im sure i saw her in the chippy the other night!!

Don't thank Heated - she's wrong!

Serbia gave 12 points to B&G!

Bugger. No longer any country with nil points. Need to re-arrange pay outs for sweepstake

Heated is thinking of Monaco. In France but 15 min by car to the Italian border.

Right - thanks for clarification can'tsleep.

Does anyone else feel as though they seriously need to go back to school to learn where the hell these countries are. Our Atlas is out of date

I rely on dh for geography - he's shit hot. I didn't know where SM was myself really .

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JandJ - I've always been really crap with the Eastern European countries, til I married dh (Russian) so have had to pay a bit more attention (still get a bit mixed up though )

Me too.

Is it just me or do ALL the presenters seem a bit tipsy (not that I am complaining )

I actually think that the real power behind Eurovision are cosmetics companies and tanning salons. They must make a fortune at this time of year.