Yes folks - Eurovision is less than 2 weeks away. Woohoo!

[JoshandJamie]

I know I'm incredibly sad/strange person, but it's one of my favourite TV experiences. Someone share my excitement please.

Andy Abrahams was too sophisticated I think to get any votes!

Eeeurgh the tuning of that last phrase! Yuk!

Ewww did she stick butterflies on her eyelashes ?

Yes the Latvian pirates were the best - agree with previous comment that they reminded one of the wiggles!

43 countries!! shitty death. I'm never going to get to bed

This filler guy (Goran Bregovic) is actually quite good when he does slow songs (rather than this gypsy crap).

He did the soundtracks of Time of the Gypsies, Arizona Dream starring Johnny Depp, etc.

Greece?

Lot of lecherous old men voting in the uk...

I hold you ladies accountable for the 10 points to the bloody pirates.

Lol at 12 points for Greece, after she got a slating on here!

Greeeeaaassse? why did you uk lot vote 4 holly valance???!!!

fucking carrie from popshop doing the uk vote? is there no escape from the woman?

just wait, nul points for UK who missed the point and did a proper song.

Oh, yay, points for Plushenko!

Can't stand her... wears far too much slap for kids tv

scooch would so have done well this year

No no NO NOT GREEEEAAASSE!

Not liking the manic score board flicking - is making me dizzy! (nothing to do with the wine)

Yay Serbia!

Nice to see political bloc voting in full swing
only 3 including uk with nil points
Que sorpresa

Why are Turkey doing so well - they were shit?!

They weren't great...

sigh

Greece can't be winning this, surely?? Nooo! So many entertaining entrants and Greece is leading?

woohooooo!!!!