Yes folks - Eurovision is less than 2 weeks away. Woohoo!

[JoshandJamie]

I know I'm incredibly sad/strange person, but it's one of my favourite TV experiences. Someone share my excitement please.

Not actually sure they were trying to be funny

OK I haven't been following this thread but if France don't win something is very very wrong

WHAT A FECKING FAB SONG

Visiting parents are making me watch Eurovision. Argh.

Azerbaijan - wtf?

Azerbijan -

lolololol

Oh, lordy

You wouldn't that if you'd seen the pirates Sherby.

Flippin' 'eck!

oh this is wonderful. nearly as good as the pirates.

They'll be in the bottom 5 though Sherby, along with us, because the quality of our songs makes bugger all difference when we're not in one of the big voting blocks.

Blimey, choked on my cake when that came on.

Someone must have a wedgie...

It's the pirates crossed with the Finland bunch!! Fantastic stuff.

The Angel is Philip Schofield minus his knackers...

Pirates definitely beat the angels though (imho)

Pirates? I want to see the pirates, have we been on yet?

LOL BT, that made me chuckle.

Aaahhh - that's right - I heart Terry! Why are all the other presenters in other countries omplete fuckwits then?

Ooooo - more kookiness - loving this one!

On French TV a bit earlier, they showed their Eurovision singer talking to an English cameraman. Slurring, really. Something like "There is always free alcohol in these things. I love alcoholic drinks. Doesn't matter which one. Except whisky. Can't drink whisky because it makes me crazy."

Its all very am dram isn't it, the colour of his face is really something else

They're going to start whipping each other in a second!

What is with the costume changes though????

Get a room.

Oh to be kissed like that.

Ok who's next ?