Yes folks - Eurovision is less than 2 weeks away. Woohoo!

[JoshandJamie]

I know I'm incredibly sad/strange person, but it's one of my favourite TV experiences. Someone share my excitement please.

She thinks she is Britney Spears or something.

Greek entry is just awful!

bleurgh at young and beautiful people snogging

Urrghh I was never into holly valance!

I have just drunk a whole bottle of wine and eaten a large (200g) bag of tesco tortillas and a pot of dip - anyone else going to fess up?

I'm quite glad I don't know her secret combination

One of the writers of this was called 'Poseidon'. I said to DH 'Oh to live in a country where you can call your child 'Poseidon' and not get laughed at', and he said 'They were obviously adventurous'. King of the strange jokes, my DH.

Those are Turkish melodies

The blokes will all vote for the last one.

Jackie - your DH's is on fine form!

Dear god

My fave so far is Azerbijan ..

Oh dear Lord.
What's with the Spanish guy?

Another lego hair contender...

This is not a song competition.

It's a freak show.

My face is just like this> watching it.

Did she just fall down on purpose?!

Oh my am speechless at spain lolol!!

Makes you wonder why scooter/steps/whoever they were and Daz Sampson didn't do better eh?

Scooch spotty.

Spain were automatically in the final weren't they? There is no way this won thru from the semi's

And is it actually sampling the Cheeky song?

i haven't drunk a thing but i feel i should. i have one can of grolsch in the fridge, better make it last...

Spanish entry - esta canción es muy mala

I shall have to deny my Spanish heritage again!

yawn at Serbia, more silly costumes please!

Only 2 songs left after Serbia - it flashed by so fast!

Nice song but won't do well.