Yes folks - Eurovision is less than 2 weeks away. Woohoo!

[JoshandJamie]

I know I'm incredibly sad/strange person, but it's one of my favourite TV experiences. Someone share my excitement please.

My other top tip next.

Dunno what's worse - pointless key change or pointless costume change!!

I was about to make a joke about this lasses glasses, but I am so glad I didn't - she's blind.

Respect to her!

Nope we have another slutty dress. DH likes her.
Quel surprise

Hmm this one is ok, but nowhere near as good as the pirates.

No - the turkey got stuffed at the semis KM.

KM - no Ireland didn't make it through to the final.

Is that Peter Andre as one of the backing dancers?

{{stares in disbelief at the empty bottle beside her}}

is she?? yikes, i nearly made a bitchy remark about the shades too

as for the ukrainian entry, i think the violent head nod has been a sadly underrated dance move

terry agrees with me!

Ahh she's managed to cover her nips this time!

Who did we have presenting when it was over here - have drawn a blank {too much wine and dip}

Ukrainian entry will do well..

Can we make comments about the shades this time?

it's a bee gee!

ROFL @ this one.

I don't think Sebastian Tellier is taking this completely seriously...

why's he holdin a goldfish bowl? what's going on? damnit i'm far too sober

this one is FAB!!!!

Did he just swallow helium from his beach ball?!

It's like a Charles Manson convention up on that stage

who said the french have no sense of humour?

Spotty - Terry & Ulrika