Heading into February 2025. CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** :)

[SabreIsMyFave]

January flew by in the blink of an eye
Leanne and Steve are getting close
Cassie is drugging Ken day after day
Dose after dose after dose

Abi witnessed Mason's very sad death
She's struggling to keep it together
Carla and Swain are still an item
I wonder if they'll last forever

Bethany and Daisy are always at war
Over Daniel I know what a surprise
Gemma and Chesney are off on a trip
And Nick and Toyah are making us roll our eyes

Kevin may have cancer that's all that he needs
But Tim and Sally seem sound
Amy seems troubled I hope she's OK
And with Leanne and Tracey, mischief is abound

David and Shona are always on their toes
Scared of Harvey's heavies coming at them
Eva has left, will a few more will leave soon?
Will things be quite different by the next full moon?

All the old regulars don't appear much these days
Or any funny storylines or good feeling
It's just like The Bill with all convicts and thugs
And crime and violence that just leaves us reeling

Daisy is pregnant but who's the daddy
She doesn't seem to want to know
I wonder if we'll ever know or she'll keep it a secret
Now that she's decided she is going to keep it!

DeeDee's still pregnant I think but she's gone quiet
Lauren's been cleared of her 'crime.'
Debbie's still sassy, and Ronnie's still sexy
And Kit is in Corrie all the time!

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Love it

I'm here even though I'm fed up with Coronation Crime Street.

Checking in as I like to read the threads (although seem to be in the minority of still enjoying Corrie!)

Well done @SabreIsMyFave brilliant!
How long did that take you??

Thanks for new thread

🤣🤣

😂brilliant!! Thanks for the new thread

That's great!

Who is Eva - Evelyn?

Great poem

Yessss. Evelyn! In my head she was called Eva! (I had a great aunt Evelyn see, and we all called her Eva!) 😄

Awww, thank you! Took about 20-25 minutes!

Thanks to everyone else too, for the lovely comments.

I do like to make a daft poem now and again! 😆

Nice poem and thanks for the new thread 🙂

Yes the Corrie Eva is now on a cruise ship with Aiden solving murders

@SabreIsMyFave

Your poem was so much more entertaining than the episodes we are watching these days. 💃🥳🌸

Thank you!

No Corrie tonight over feckin rugby

Hmmm Leanne slept with Ryan and heading that way with Steeeeeeve , are we heading for another " who's the Daddeh" story
Toyah will fizz if she is pregnant

Thanks for the new thread Sabre! 😃

Leanne is 43 so she could get pregnant, especially as Steve has super sperm. They spent a lot of time talking about kids so I suspect that may be the way this will go. I liked her scenes with Steve. That will really piss on Tracey’s bonfire.

I wish they would give Amy a decent storyline and stop portraying her as a clueless teen. She's 21, why couldn't she get a cab home?

New thread .. yipppeee !! 😁.
Thank you @SabreIsMyFave .

Thanks for the poetic new thread.

One of the messages on Steve’s phone from Amy said something like lost keys and money so I think she was supposed to be stranded - maybe when she dropped her bag?

Very well-done @SabreIsMyFave

I am renaming you Elton John in my head
He apparently wrote all his songs really quickly!

Amy had her phone so she could have ordered a cab rather than repeatedly ringing Steve (surely she'd have payment on her phone anyway). Or she could have rung someonelse. The final message I think said her phone was low battery, unfortunate to set out on a night out without a phone fully charged and then lose your keys and money, what are the chances....

They do tend to treat Amy as if she's still a teen rather than an adult.