Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

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New thread here

Oh yes, throw Abi into the mix. She probably didn't do enough either. Between her and Mary.

Bum! Missed most of it putting grandson to bed grrrrrr

What are canopies, Egggggg?

I hope Abi goes.

Oh ffs! Haven't seen a one this week! Mini walruses have been watching the simpsons all afternoon.

I'm afraid for Dinta though.

Hope you’re feeling better @GrandTheftWalrus?

No! I am shocked.

The way Marilyn Monroe was stitched into her JFK dress ....... but with algae green jumbo cord.

Oh dear.

I thought Dinta could have won it ☹️

Oh bum (again)

I liked Dinta 😢

Football calls on Tuesday. See you all on Thursday!

Still a bit sore from the surgery but getting a lot better. Bruised and swollen still. But better than I was on Monday anyways!

Just caught up, yup still aggrieved at the runners up contestants. Dinta really didn’t make a canapé if you had a large drink and something else. Shame she seems really nice.

keep well @GrandTheftWalrus

Love these threads, though I rarely manage to post in a timely manner.

Agreed about the returners - having 3 left at this stage shows there must be an advantage and its not fair, although I like Mary and Piggy a lot.

I thought the identical items brief was a bit BakeOff.

@GrandTheftWalrus I'm sorry to hear about your ectopic. I had the same - thinking about it still makes me wince. Take it VERY easy.

WIN JAY FOR £10.00

https://www.theguardian.com/food/article/2024/may/12/upstairs-at-the-grill-chester-it-has-an-awful-lot-going-for-it-restaurant-review

Scroll down past the review, or read it if you want, I’m easy. But don’t miss the bargain of the decade where you can enter a raffle to have Jay Rayner in your own home cooking you his prize winning menu and wearing his raffish bandana. He doesn’t wash up but since I personally would be auctioning every thing he had touched that wouldnt necessarily be an issue.

Ps the restaurant he reviewed this week got off lightly imo, last weeks review was a perfect stinker, one of his best!

Bloody hell, did nobody warn Jay he could be won by a consortium of eight Mumsnetters? He might as well be smeared in beef paste and strapped to the roof-rack of a knackered old Honda Civic being driven slowly round the grounds of Longleat.

Would that be feeding him to the lions or letting the baboons strip him?

Oi! Who are you calling a baboon?

8pm tonight!

I am here! I remembered and everything.

How are you all?

Evening all