Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

[fourquenelles]

New thread here

“And dr george is grinning”

that’s because he’s a serial killer - I don’t make the rules

Agreed, patronising twat.

Kenny Tutt has the vocal style of Kriss Akabusi.

@TheDogsMother also well jel. Have to wait for my last old galgo to go to the Rainbow Bridge before I can go travelling again. He's 10 and will probably outlive me!

2 1/2 hours to make a cracker??

(gets out the Jacob’s)

All these bloody doctors! So Tim why was being a paediatrician less rewarding than cooking?

Why on Earth is a woman contestant described as “grandmother of five”? Wouldn’t be significant descriptor if it was a man.

Shouldn’t have put the bastard cracker on the menu then should you John!! They didn’t choose the dishes themselves!

And that mountain of spinach will cook down to approximately 2 tsps

I did really miss my cat!

Spinach is such a dick.

Dick Dastardly and Muttley in Wrap the Pigeon.

Guess, I am really old enough to remember Original MasterChef.

I do want this pudding.

Removing stalks from spinach - about 1/2 inch by the looks?
Will that really make a difference?

That pastry looks quite thick for fiiiiine diiining.

@EsmaCannonball me too.

Well if you remember The Killing of Sister George yea you are!🤣

Oh @fourquenelles it's a very sad thing. We lost our Jack Russell in 2020, he was 15. It was so very sad but we have been filling our boots with travel ever since (pandemic allowing).

You can have mine-fucking coconut.

OK!

Deal.

You can have alllll the pigeon.

Yes @Halsall. A bin bag full of spinach = two tablespoons

I’m asking myself why they didn’t just give them more time?

There's Lloyd so it's not 20 years is it !

Or dishes that they could make in the time? I know there has to be some pressure but you can’t just stand there looking shocked when you’re supposed to be the Exec Chef, and you chose all the dishes!

Grudging mention of Loyd G before hasty RELAUNCHED 20 YEARS AGO