Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

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Digger Dean wuz robbed!!!

But operating on guinea pigs is useful!

"There's ballgowns, there's bow ties..."

There's certainly Botox.

Cut to MasterChef Peru where they are making Guinea Pig Wellington.

I love my mutts dearly, but we are retiring in October, we want to visit my sister in Australia because she’s quite old now, but the dogs... son works nights so tough. You can’t just go for two weeks.
They could have invited old Lloyd.

In the future no one will know what people look like without Botox or extra teeth.

Its all the false jeopardy that boils my piss. THey always deliver. It's just the producers wanting to add a bit of danger.

It’s a bit like Bake-Off where they give them an hour to bake and decorate an elaborate thing which of course is still hot so the icing's sliding off 🙄

The pig man reminds me a bit of Alfred Hitchcock.

Do they buy all the ice-cream makers for these kinds of shows from Trotter's Independent Trading?

Thomasina was always my favourite. She has had a great career from winning master chef

When we went to NZ for a month we got (free) housesitters in to look after all the pets, including GrouchyDog. It was ace.

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Hang on, didn’t they mention Gary Rhodes doing mc a few weeks ago?

@Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride I have used Trusted Housesitters in the past and have had some lovely sitters. But this last boy is very reactive on the lead. He is a poppet with people and other dogs in his house but when he's out.....nightmare!

They need a Victorian kitchen-maid, a couple of buckets, plenty of ice and some salt

George - That level of enthusiasm in a GP would be very unsettling.

Oh is that what she looks like! 😂

That was when Lloyd went off in a huff becuase of format changes. What they are really celebrating is 20 years of Franc Roddam's money making machine...

India's voice sounds totally different on that side of the camera.

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Oooo April. Thud!

Sea Captain Eddie!